Odie 0 Posted April 26, 2005 (edited) Here is part 1! MicroSoft is not the answer, MicroSoft is the question, the answer is no. Why does the DOS version of a program always run faster on a 2 MB 16 MHz 386SX than the Windows version on a 8 MB 66 MHz 486DX2? Is MicroSoft a new toilet paper or what? The PC has created anarchy. Hardware and software have been thrown together in random configurations at the whim of any employee with access to an expense voucher and a computer catalogue. The result has been a financial and adminstrative nightmare for corporations. 640K ought to be enough for anybody said Bill Gates in 1981. I wonder how much the harddisk and RAM producers pay the Windows developers to write such ressource-demanding programs. Question: How many Microsoft engineers do you need to replace a broken light-bulb?Answer: None, Microsoft will standardize the darkness in such cases! Windows-95 makes Unix look like an operating system! Competition of writing books about elephants:IBM: Big blue elephant.Novell: Linking elephants.Microsoft: Why you must buy Windows 95. PnP = Plug Not Play PnP = Plug aNd Phone PnP = Plus aNd Pray<(LI> 1995: DOS is dead. Bill.1998: Bill is dead. DOS. 1995: DOS is dead. Bill.1998: C:\>copy con prnBill is dead.^Z Question:What is the difference between Windows and an apple ?Answer:Apples only fall down once a year. NT = Not Today Edited April 26, 2005 by Odie Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
