Kassi 0 Posted April 15, 2005 (edited) TOP TEN THINGS TUVOK DOESN'T WANT YOU TO KNOW ABOUT HIM! 10. He makes funny faces behind Janeway's back. 9. He loves Jackie Collins holo-novels! 8. He LOVES disco. 7. He keeps wondering if he'll ever get the chance to bag Madonna. 6. He secretly wants his own talk show called 'Talk with Tuvok!' 5. He envies the Kazon for their haircuts. 4. He hopes he won't have to show his *buttocks* like Chakotay did in that one episode. 3. He loves to wear a fake 'arrow through the head'. 2. He loves Beavis and Butthead. 1. His favorite movie: STAR TREK 5! Edited April 15, 2005 by Kassi Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kassi 0 Posted April 15, 2005 Top Ten Other Things The Doctor Is Programmed To Do 10. Act out the entire contents of Stephen King's "It"! 9. Tell over 1,530,674 different dumb blonde jokes! 8. Squawk like a pink flamingo! 7. Know the current worth of every Beanie Baby ever created! 6. Tell the difference between Bill Clinton and Bob Dole! 5. Say "supercalifragalisticexpealidocious" backwards! 4. Sing the entire Barney theme without doubling over and hurling! 3. Can catch bullets in his holographic teeth! 2. Knows all the DOS commands *and* what they do! 1. Treat Borg skin irritation! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
