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You Know You're Addicted to Star Trek When...

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You Know You're Addicted to Star Trek When...

 

Your favorite drink: Tea, earl grey, hot

 

You can quote the name of every single episode just by watching the first 10 seconds of the introductory clip

 

You own 13 Star Trek Technical Manuals and Blue Print Schematics of all Starship but you no longer need them

 

When seeing a doctor, you're afraid of getting a shot and ask for a hypospray instead

 

Your electronic project: Positronic brain

 

You have 4 TVs at home and each of them are playing TOS, TNG, DS9 and VOY respectively 24 hours a day non-stop

 

You remembered the lock up code that Data uses on the Enterprise's Main Bridge before beaming down to meet Dr. Soong and Lore

 

You've learned playing the song "The Inner Light" with a penny whistle

 

After broken your neighbour's window, instead of just running away, you try to use the "Picard Maneuver" to escape

 

You're hosting a conference, your response to any suggestions: Make it so

 

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to Star Trek.

 

:wow::wow:

 

:nono:

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