anslem1701 0 Posted March 24, 2005 There he noticed there was nothing to fear, Becuase if there's one thing they hate, the Borg dislike beer... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
trekz 7 Posted March 24, 2005 Beer gets in their circuits and always causes serious decay and affects balance. So grabbing a pitcher he yelled "Bombs Away!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wishfire 2 Posted March 25, 2005 A keg of beer later, the Borg were all running, But the young man was so drunk he didn't see the Pakleds coming! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KIMIMELA 1 Posted March 25, 2005 (edited) missing them by inches he fled out of the room down the narrow staircase and into the Borg.... *BOOM* Edited March 25, 2005 by xXTrekkieCaraXx Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BakulaBabe 2 Posted March 25, 2005 "Oh not them again!" the young drunk man cried, then he drunkenly turned and staggered outside Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KIMIMELA 1 Posted March 25, 2005 He ran and ran far and wide but found out there's nowhere to hide!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
anslem1701 0 Posted March 25, 2005 He banged hazingly upon his communicator pin Hoping that these Paklids would not do him in... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wishfire 2 Posted March 26, 2005 They beamed him up, laughed, and said, "Your choice was wrong! Soon, with your knowledge, we will be strong!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
trekz 7 Posted March 27, 2005 But I'm drunk all the time, he cried! with alcohol my brain is fried! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wishfire 2 Posted March 27, 2005 "Hmmm..." the Pakleds pondered. "The wrong way the man will steer, But he can teach us to brew a mighty beer!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
trekz 7 Posted March 27, 2005 We could brew a mighty beer that the scurvy Borg would fear! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wishfire 2 Posted March 27, 2005 If brewed long enough, it would be the end of their game, The Borg adapt to frequency, but there's not frequency in flame Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
trekz 7 Posted March 27, 2005 The drunk man said, "I drink a lot, that's true, but I have never made any home brew." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
anslem1701 0 Posted March 27, 2005 The taste was quite nice, and to the Borg's fears, The alchohol turned their perfection to tears. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wishfire 2 Posted March 28, 2005 The Borg drank much, then said, "This does not compute... Our beloved Queen is becoming a woman of ill repute." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KIMIMELA 1 Posted March 28, 2005 The Borg said, "You are assimilated, you big druken proon!" The man escaped and jumped over the moon  :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KIMIMELA 1 Posted April 6, 2005 "Captain, my sensor's show something drunk on the Starboard bow!" (SAYS DATA) "Well to me Data he looks like- :biggrin: WOW........." (SAYS PICARD) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
trekz 7 Posted April 6, 2005 Picard said to Data, "Please beam aboard the drunk. Dr. Crusher, detox him! Worf, find him a bunk! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KIMIMELA 1 Posted April 6, 2005 (edited) The drunk man was away to Sickbay, For it has been an exausting day!! As the doctor walked round inspecting him, She said "I recognise you, your name is Tim!"  He jumped off the bed and ran to the door, Down the corridor and tripped on the floor, "Riker to Sercuity, take Tim to his quaters and get him a drink" Tim went not brinking not winking  (SORRY I GOT BORED) Edited April 6, 2005 by xXTrekkieCaraXx Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BakulaBabe 2 Posted April 8, 2005 On the way to his quarters, the young drunk man thought, "Maybe I'll just sleep this off - not! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KIMIMELA 1 Posted April 8, 2005 "You have a visitor, Tim" Riker informed. "The docotor and counsellor would like a word with you. Please excuse me". He walked out of the door faster than a bee. Crusher and Troi moved towards Tim, They actually looked like they were going to assimilate him!!! "Nosense!" Yelled the Doctor, after Troi pleaded. "Pain? Then I know just what he needs!" Before Troi could say stop, Tim pleads... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
trekz 7 Posted April 8, 2005 I'm always drunk! I NEED to be high! Let me go and I'll just say bu-bye! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KIMIMELA 1 Posted April 8, 2005 The doctor pinned him to the bed and commanded: "Don't you move. DONT!" Tim said sleepily, "I wont" The doctor left Troi and Tim alone. The ship's engine sounds continued to drone... "I can understand" Said Troi. "I can sense your thoughts and feelings. I can help you" Tim tried to jump of the bed and shouted, "OH NO YOU DON'T, YOU SILLY OLD MOO!" Sercurity ran in and dragged him away. "Where now?", thought Tim in dismay. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BakulaBabe 2 Posted April 14, 2005 The first guard said "Shhh, your buddies we are", The second said "We're going straight to the bar!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KIMIMELA 1 Posted April 14, 2005 "Drink it up, it'll do you good" they said Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
