Wishfire 2 Posted March 21, 2005 This is a rolling story about a young drunk man. He's always drunk, so he gets into all sorts of odd situations. And yes, it takes place in the Trek universe. Â Here's the catch... you must enter two lines, and they must rhyme. I'll start... Â The young drunk man was drunk one night, When suddenly the Borg gave him a terrible fright, Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BakulaBabe 2 Posted March 21, 2005 He couldn't believe what he had just seen, thinking "I should stop having so many drinks with the Breen!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
anslem1701 0 Posted March 21, 2005 But the Breen are best when it comes to consumption Of alcoholic beverages that improve their cold function Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BakulaBabe 2 Posted March 21, 2005 He thought about asking the Breen for advice, but instead he told the Borg "something not nice"... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wishfire 2 Posted March 21, 2005 The Borg laughed, and said with a snicker, "Guess what? You're implants are all made of wicker!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
anslem1701 0 Posted March 21, 2005 "Made of wicker?" he quaffed, with a look almost pale. "What could wicker do to a man who drinks ale?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KIMIMELA 1 Posted March 21, 2005 (edited) Noticing the light was getting dim, The Borg were tempted to assimilate him!!!.... Edited March 21, 2005 by xXTrekkieCaraXx Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
anslem1701 0 Posted March 21, 2005 Though the beer had a sore effect on his drift, Somehow, he managed to find a subspace rift. Â -------------------------------------------- Â Bum bum BUUUUUUMMMMMM! (In song form) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KIMIMELA 1 Posted March 21, 2005 :angry: *Thinks for 5 minutes*... I'll pass.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sgt. Phaserman 0 Posted March 21, 2005 In the rift he zigged and zagged, Hoping he would not get fragged... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
anslem1701 0 Posted March 21, 2005 But the Borg pressed on, moving closer and closer. "Resistance is futile, you crazy drunk hoser..." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yillara Skye 1 Posted March 21, 2005 Next he bumped into a man talking about time And he thought, well I could by him a tequila with lime. Â Â * :blush 2: best I could come up with right now... * Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wishfire 2 Posted March 22, 2005 The man said, "No thanks, I only drink beer, And you better keep going, the Borg are almost here!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
trekz 7 Posted March 22, 2005 The young drunk man looked back and he saw a Borg Cube, and thought, why did I talk to this time-talking rube? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
anslem1701 0 Posted March 22, 2005 But he let the thought pass, and through the rift he continued, Until he found some Feringi in an ancient bar venue. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KIMIMELA 1 Posted March 22, 2005 The Ferengi crowded round not making a sound As the young drunk man looked like he'd drowned Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wishfire 2 Posted March 23, 2005 "A shot of Jack Daniels, quick! I'm in a rush!" The Ferengi never moved and continued their hush. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
anslem1701 0 Posted March 23, 2005 "Whisky shots for 30 bricks of gold pressed latinum." "30 bricks?!" he exclaimed with a face that had flattened 'em... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BakulaBabe 2 Posted March 23, 2005 "For this I wouldn't pay that much at all... Hey, what's that stuff they call synthahol?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrPsychic 1 Posted March 23, 2005 So he drank a shot down Expect his head to spin aroun'... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
anslem1701 0 Posted March 23, 2005 And in his drunken stuper, he noticed those Feringi We're actually the Borg eating Italian Linguini! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BakulaBabe 2 Posted March 23, 2005 "Borg and linguini, now that's quite a sight, now pour me another - wait, something's not right..." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angela 1 Posted March 23, 2005 (edited) And for the young drunk, alone with the borg he mutterd to himself 'I'll start a site called assimilated.org' Edited March 23, 2005 by Unadopted Angelic Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
trekz 7 Posted March 24, 2005 "If I want that website," he drunkenly thought, "I must register it before it gets bought!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wishfire 2 Posted March 24, 2005 He grabbed up his lap-top, jokingly named Osiris, But the Borg had gotten it first, and downloaded a virus! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BakulaBabe 2 Posted March 24, 2005 It caused his comuter to grow Borg implants, And nanites that crawled on the screen like Borg ants Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
anslem1701 0 Posted March 24, 2005 Being drunk near Borg ants, he didn't really care, And started away typing to defeat the Borgware. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BakulaBabe 2 Posted March 24, 2005 The young drunk man typed as slow as a snail, 'til he heard the computer say "you've got Borgmail!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
anslem1701 0 Posted March 24, 2005 He didn't want it to open, but his wicker implants kicked in, So the button was pressed. The message read then... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wishfire 2 Posted March 24, 2005 "Congratulations! You're being assimilated! It may take a while... But please remember... Resistance is futile!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites