kewl quotes

[ChiFire 0]

ok, so.... i saw how much you guys luved the quotes in my personal log (hint hint), and i decided that i liked it so much that i'd make a thread that revolves around it. i any of ya want me to use quotes from other TV shows and books. oh, and ill even put up proverbs if ya want me to.

 

 

CHI

 

 

here goes. first issue of kewl quotes

 

 

Guy at Club: Hey, Hot Alien Babe, you digging the scene?

Starfire: Oh I didn't know we were suppose to bring shovels...

-starfire and some stupid guy at a stupid club where her sis brough her....

 

Told ya we'll win you a prize.

A giant chicken. I must be the luckiest girl in the world.

-Garfield Logan and Raven Sabel

 

This is pointless.

Everything is pointless. Wanna go talk about it?

-Raven Sabel and Goth dude

 

That had the tact of a Nazi storm trooper.

(after Paris bluntly breks up with her boyfriend over the phone)

-Rory Gilmore

 

You traded my Baccarat candlesticks for a sneering, slightly pornographic monkey lamp?

-Emily Gilmore

 

Clark, you were tied to a pole in the middle of a field. Even the Romans saved that for special occasions.

-Lex Luthor

 

I respect that you don't eat meat... please respect that I don't eat fake meat.

-Raven Sabel

 

Get out, Taylor.

Why?

It's just a code I live by.

-Luke Danes and Taylor Doose

 

I joined a football team, not a cult.

-Clark Kent

 

Who wants tofu waffles?

Man, *no one* wants tofu waffles.

-Garfield Logan and victor Stone

 

Come, Friends. I shall thank you all by reciting the Poem of Gratitude. All six thousand verses.

-Kori Anderson

 

My shoe broke! I need you to fix it!

Do I look like a cobbler to you?

If I say yes, will you fix it?

-Lorelai Gilmore and Luke Danes

 

Clark Kent leaps tall theories in a single bound.

-Chloe Sullivan

 

May the best man win!

I intend to.

-Roy Harper and Rick Grayson

 

I really like him, Rory. I can't help it. And it's been a really long time since I've felt like this. You can't always control who you're attracted to, you know. I think the whole Angelina Jolie/Billy Bob Thronton thing really proves that

-Lorelai Gilmore

 

Can you fly?

I'm an alien, not a cartoon.

-Chloe Sullivan and Clark Kent

 

Maybe he has an extra remote. I mean, we got like nine...

-Victor Stone

 

Hey, I have kind of a crazy idea.

Those are never comforting words coming from you.

-Lorelai and Rory Gilmore

 

Hey Pete, did you know Chloe had a birthmark on her cheek?

No she doesn't.

Not that cheek.

-Clark Kent and Pete Ross

 

Hi, Robbiepoo!

Robin... who is this girl, and why is she calling you "poo"?

-Camile Railson and Kori Anderson

 

Lorelai: Heh, you know what I just realized? "Oy" is the funniest word in the entire world.

Rory: Hmm.

Lorelai: I mean think about it, you never hear the word "oy" and not smile. Impossible. Funny, funny word.

Emily: Oh dear God.

Lorelai: "Poodle" is another funny word.

Emily: Please drink your drink, Lorelai.

Lorelai: In fact, if you put "oy" and "poodle" together, in the same sentence, you'd have a great new catchphrase, you know? Like, "Oy with the poodles already."

Rory: Hehe.

Lorelai: So from now on, when the perfect circumstances arise, we will use our favorite new catchphrase:

Rory: Oy with the poodles already.

Lorelai: I'm telling you, it's knocking "Whatchu talkin' 'bout, Willis?" right out of first place.

 

Lana, this is crazy.

That's the point. If life doesn't make you crazy then uh, why bother living it? I know that's how I want it.

-Clark Kent and Lana Lang

 

Let's dance!

Tried it once. Didn't like it.

Okay... I could tell daddy to kick your friends out of school, or we can dance. Unless you want to get straight to the kiiiiiiiissing...

...care to dance?

-Camile Railson and Rick Grayson

 

That the *last* time I buy anything just because its furry.

-Lorelai Gilmore

 

Clark has more issues than Rolling Stone.

-Chloe Sullivan

 

They actually respect me.

-Tara "Terra" Markov

 

I miss Max.

I know.

I had a dream about him the other night.

Really? Dirty?

No. Absolutely not. And when you're 21, I'll tell you the real answer.

-Lorelai and Rory Gilmore

 

I'm not completely emotionally retarded. I have feelings.

-Micheal Guerin

 

What do you suppose alien crystals are going for on EBay?

-Kyle Valenti

 

Gotta feed the monkey.

-Max Evans

 

[Talking to the Buddha statue] Thank you. Now that my immortal soul has been cleansed on to more terrestrial concerns. It's been a dry couple years. Kyle needs a woman. Kyle needs her badly. Kyle needs her tonight.

[Hears a knocking on the door]

Well, thank you. But if that's a Jehovah's Witness, I'm coming back here.

-Kyle Valenti

 

No, no, that's wrong. It was a Navajo White. That's more Eggshell.

And I'm the one who needs a hobby?

-Max Evans and Micheal Guerin

 

You tell 'em Buddha Boy!

-Tess Evans (is it Evans or something else?)

 

Hi.

Well, you here for a reason, or you just rushed right over 'cause you sensed I might be experiencing some actual joy?

-Liz Parker and Kyle Valenti

 

My strength fails. My vitality exhausted. I cannot find the bull. I only hear the locusts chirring through the night.

-Kyle Valenti

 

Okay, so, don't wait up and remember only 2 or 3 crack heads at the most, they eat all the good cereal.

-Lorelai Gilmore

 

I'm just... practicing my nose-whistling!

[whistles]

-Garlfield Logan

 

I may not be smart enough to know everything, but I'm dumb enough to try anything.

-Garfield Logan

 

Hello, Kori! Hello, tiny wooden replica of Kori!

-Kori Anderson

 

[about a drooling, hypnotized Gar Logan]

Any way to keep him quiet?

[Kori Anderson covers his drooling mouth, shudders]

-Rick Grayson

 

It's September 24th, I'm Liz Parker and five days ago I died. But then the really amazing thing happened. I came to life.

-Liz Parker

 

Alex: Isabel Evans and Alex Charles Whitman out on a date? That's like, miraculous, you know, this is-this is the biggest moment of Alex Charles Whitman's life...

Liz: Listen, why don't you just take some deep breaths, okay?

Alex: It's just- it's amazing, you know, I-it's totally amazing, it's-it's too amazing- oh, God. It's a joke, isn't it? It's a practical joke. You two are in on it, you bastards...

Liz: Alex... Alex, Alex, ummm, your paranoid schizophrenia, it's kicking in.

Alex: Right. I'm gonna go to the bathroom and go have a little talk with myself.

-Alex Whitman and Liz Parker

 

"Buddhism for Beginners" is also under your bed. How do you think the Buddha would feel about being sandwiched between Hustler and Busty Biker Babes?

-Tess Evans

 

Max likes cherry cola. What does Michael like?

Cherry cola with arsenic?

-Liz Parker and Maria DeLuca

 

Your favorite ice cream flavor is vanilla?

-Isabel Evans

 

Isabel: Well, what are we going to do?

Max: I guess we're gonna have to find another planet to hide out on.

Isabel: But I like this planet.

Micheal: Me too. Where else are you going to find another planet that has Whoppers and Big Mac?

Isabel and Max: Shut up.

Isabel and Max Evans, and Micheal Guerin

 

Michael: These are your aliases. You will use these aliases for the duration of our trip. Sound off.

Kyle: Harvey Wallbanger

Tess: PiÒa Colada

Alex: Tom Collins

Isabel: Brandy Alexander

Maria: Margarita Salt

Liz: Shirley Temple

Max: Rob Roy

Michael: And I'm your host Dr. Love

-Micheal Guerin, Liz Parker, Kyle Valenti, Maria DeLuca, Alex Whitman, Max, Tess and Isabel Evans

 

Someone Devil-egged my car?

-Jess Mariano

 

...kaaaay... do you come with subtitles?

-Gar Logan

 

My name is Terra and I have done horrible things. I have sworn to serve a dark master. I have obeyed his every command and commited crimes in his name. I have betrayed and attacked everyone who used to be my friend. One-by-one I have destroyed the Teen Titans. And with no one left to stop me I have brought an entire city to its knees. My name is Terra. I have done horrible things... and I have absolutely no regrets.

-Tara "Terra" Markov

 

I just spent a hundred thousand dollars and it's all your fault.

Oh, good.

-Luke Danes and Lorelai Gilmore

 

 

ok... so that's it for this post! i ya guys (and girls) have any suggestions fro TV show quotes, just post 'em in here. also, i would appreciate it if you would tell me which quotes you liked so i can find more from that TV show.

 

thanx

 

LUV, CHI

[ChiFire 0]

oh, yea, i forgot to add that all these quotes come from @)th and @!st century entertainment soo..... please don't bust me administrators. the other quot thingys will go... somewhere else.

 

CHI

[LordOfTheBorg 1]

i dont mean to be rude or anything like that, but there is already a thread for quotes(I made i<---Not being arrogant), sooo...maybe post your quotes there?

 

BTW, heres the link to the thread: Quotes from things Its in OFF TOPIC DISCUSSIONS>PAGE 2

Edited March 5, 2005 by LordOfTheBorg