Things Teal'c Would Say.

[Sam The Smuggler 1]

Ok...Things Teal'c WOULD say,not things he's already said. Ok..here goes.

 

 

"I Believe we are in great depths of feces, O'Neill."

[ARMS 0]

lol

 

Not original but a classic

 

I know of a place where women warriors do battle in a ring of jello

[Sam The Smuggler 1]

LOL!!!!

 

I think I missed that episode, lol.

[cptwright 1]

many have said that, but you are the first i beleive that can do it. t'ealc

[Theunicornhunter 2]

"I believe it is time for a medical strike" Teal'c

"Surgical, it's surgical strike" O'Neill

[ARMS 0]

LOL!!!!

 

I think I missed that episode, lol.

It was in that ep, were one of Oma's decipals deassended to see Carter, and Jack and Teal'c knocked at Sam's house and she turned them away, and that was Teal'c alternative to goin out with Sam.

[Captain Jean-Luc Picard 1]

Things Teal'c "would" say?

 

Teal'c, "Fascinating..." (raises eyebrow) :blink:

[Theunicornhunter 2]

Teal'c suspects everyone of being infected with a goa'uld so he ties them up.

 

Teal'c "you must trust me O'Neill"

O'Neill "but what if I'm not really O'Neill"

Teal'c "then I wasn't talking to you"