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ST:TNG poems about Data

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I had to do a poetry journal for school last year, and a couple of the ones I wrote were about Data. When I finally thought about them I decided to post them here. They are supposed to be funny so enjoy! :dude:

 

There once was an android named Data,

Who for the first time looked at Beta.

He looked at it and said,

"This fish is red,"

And went off for a mission on Theta.

 

Data sometimes tries to be funny.

He always tries to tell jokes.

He thinks they're hilarious,

But they're more like ridiculous,

And they never get any laughs from folks.

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Heh heh, those were cute!

 

Here's one... I'm thinking it up as I go along... (In lymeric style)

 

There once was an android from space,

Who was the only member of his race,

He put on a hat,

And juggled his cat,

But the joke blew up in his face!

 

Heh heh...

 

And a Merry Christmas to you, as well!

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