had a bad day? check this out

[cptwright 1]

hey if you've ever thought. as im sure we all have, you had a bad day you've gotta read this. this is an email my friend sent me tonight.

 

Think you have it bad????

This is even funnier when you realize it's real! Next time you have a bad

day at work...think of this guy. Rob is a commercial saturation diver for

Global Divers in Louisiana.

> > > > >>He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs. Below is

an E-mail he sent to his sister. She then sent it to radio station 103.2 FM

dial in Ft. Wayne, Indiana, who was sponsoring a worst job experience

contest. Needless to say, she won.

 

> > > > >>>Hi Sue, Just another note from your bottom-dwelling brother. Last

week I had a bad day at

> > > > >>>the office. I know you've been feeling down lately at work,so I

thought I would share my dilemma with you to make you realize it's not so

bad after all.

> > > > >>>Before I can tell you what happened to me, I first must bore you

with a few technicalities of my job. As you know, my office lies at the

bottom of the sea. I wear a suit to the office. It's a wetsuit. This time of

year the water is quite cool. So what we do to keep warm is this:

> We have a diesel powered industrial water heater. This $20,000 piece of

equipment sucks the water out of the sea. It heats it to a delightful

temperature. It then pumps it down to the dive through a garden hose, which

is taped to the air hose. Now this sounds like a darn good plan, and I've

used it several times with no complaints. What I do, when I get to the

bottom and start working, is take the hose and stuff it down the back of my

wetsuit. This floods my whole suit with warm water. It's like working in a

Jacuzzi.

> > > > >>Everything was going well until all of a sudden, my butt started

to itch. So, of course, I scratched it. This only made things

worse.Within a few seconds my butt started to burn. I pulled the hose out

from my back, but the damage was done. In agony I realized what had

happened.The hot water machine had sucked up a jellyfish and pumped it into

my suit. Now, since I don't have any hair on my back, the jellyfish couldn't

stick

to it. However, the crack of my butt was not as fortunate.. When I

scratched what I thought was an itch, I was actually grinding the jellyfish

into the crack of my butt. I informed the dive supervisor of my dilemma

over the communicator. His instructions were unclear due to the

fact that he, along with five other divers, were all laughing

hysterically. Needless to say I aborted the dive. I was instructed to make

three agonizing in-water decompression stops totaling thirty-five minutes

before I could reach the surface to begin my chamber dry decompression.

When I arrived at the surface, I was

wearing nothing but my brass helmet. As I climbed out of the water, the

medic, with tears of laughter running down his face,handed me a tube of

cream and told me to rub it on my butt as soon as I got in the chamber. The

cream put the fire out, but I couldn't poop for two days because my butt

was swollen shut.

> > > > >>>So, next time you're having a bad day at work, think about how

much worse it would be if you had a jellyfish shoved up your butt. Now

repeat to

yourself,"I love my job, I love my job, I love my job.

 

so if you care to share, whats your worst day? i know i wouldnt wanna be this poor bas***d. :)

[Xeroc 0]

Wow :) . . . that is a REALLY BAD DAY!!!

 

I feel sorry for the poor guy - I don't think that is very funny.

[jdigs 0]

:) ! and I feel better about walking home in the rain!

[trekkergirl220 0]

omg! that is really bad! *ow* that would kill!

[ddillard 2]

That was a horrible day. i just want to know if the guy still sticks the hose down his suit.

[cassidy 0]

Was the jellyfish ok after that?

[ddillard 2]

Was the jellyfish ok after that?

I had not thought about that one.. I bet the guy did not think to check, since the jellyfish was a real pain in the butt.