3 of 7 0 Posted November 17, 2004 (edited) - Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month - He paints flames and a NRA sticker on the warp nacelles - You have a shuttle called "Billy Joe Bob" - He refers to Klingons as "Critters" - He refers to Photon Torpedoes as "Popguns" - He has the sensor array repaired with a bent coathanger and aluminum foil - He installs a set of bullhorns on the front of the saucer section - He says "Got your ears on, good buddy" instead of "open hailing frequencies" - He hangs fuzzy dice over the viewscreen - He rewires his communicator into his belt buckle - He keeps a six-pack under his command chair and a gun rack above it - He says "Yee-Ha!" instead of "Engage" - He has a hand-tooled holster for his phaser - He insists on calling his executive officer "Bubba" - He sets the fore viewscreen to reruns of "Bassmaster" - He programs the food replicator for beer, ribs, and turnip greens - He paints the starship John Deere green - He refers to a Pulsar as a "Blue Light Special" - He refers to the Mutara Nebula as a "swamp" - His moonshine is stronger than Romulan Ale - He sings "Lucille" instead of "Kathleen" - His idea of dress uniform is CLEAN bib overalls - He wears mirrored shades on the Bridge - His idea of a "gas giant" is that big ol' XO Bubba after a meal of beans and weenies - He sets phaser to "Cajun" :lol: Edited November 17, 2004 by 3 of 7 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldfan1 0 Posted May 29, 2008 (edited) -your starship has battle damage repaired with unpainted bondo -the captain wears a "CAT" hat -the captain has an 8-track in the arm of his command chair -your starship has a nacelle held on with a coat hanger and duct tape -your starship had a dead targ tied on the saucer section -your starship has a view port covered with a blue tarp and duct tape -when you go to warp speed the captain plays Eastbound and Down on the 8-track in the arm of his command chair -when the red alert klaxon is a "dixie" horn -when there is a confederate battle flag painted on the dome over the bridge Edited May 29, 2008 by statstarter Share this post Link to post Share on other sites