Upn Officially Needs Better Productions

[LordOfTheBorg 1]

THE PLAYER

Premieres Tuesday, August 3 at 9PM ET/PT

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THE PLAYER is a new, sexy reality series set in the bling-bling world of mansions, cool cars, and VIP parties that follows a stunning Miami model named Dawn and her two girlfriends for eight weeks as they pit 13 self-described "players" against each other in a quest to be the last one standing.

 

A cultural cross-section of men will find themselves living together in a palatial mansion in South Florida with Dawn and her beautiful girlfriends. Each episode, the guys will receive a challenge from the anonymous "Player Operator" (voiced by a mystery celebrity guest), which will test their skills in maneuvering the minefields of the dating world and the world of "players." Their ability to carry out these tasks will determine who gets to go on glamorous dates with Dawn.

 

Throughout the hot spots of South Beach and Miami, these self-proclaimed "masters of the opposite sex" will attempt to win over Dawn, with the approval of her friends, as they are thrust into a variety of scenarios with the possibility of sudden death eliminations. By using all of their best dating tactics and interpersonal skills, they must prove themselves worthy of being selected as Dawn's ultimate player and hopefully not hear her dismiss them with the fateful phrase, "Don't hate the player, hate the game."

 

UPN has gone to the dogs

Edited July 15, 2004 by LordOfTheBorg

[Ace 0]

Ah, yes. The world desperately needs another dating reality show... Though if these guys are as cocky as they sound, they might deserve to be made fools of. :o

[RikerChick 5]

I don't know how anyone can watch that stuff. Turn on the discovery channel people.

[Dark_Romulan 0]

I can't stand reality shows, especially Survivor.

[Ace 0]

I don't know how anyone can watch that stuff.   Turn on the discovery channel people.

*hushed voice with British accent*

"Watch as the males attempt to flaunt their brightly-colored plumage to the females in an attempt to find a mate..."

 

Same premise, different species. :o

[LordOfTheBorg 1]

:o :o :o

[RikerChick 5]

I don't know how anyone can watch that stuff.   Turn on the discovery channel people.

*hushed voice with British accent*

"Watch as the males attempt to flaunt their brightly-colored plumage to the females in an attempt to find a mate..."

 

Same premise, different species. :o

*chokes on pringles* LMAO! :o

[scaleman 0]

I don't know how anyone can watch that stuff. :o  Turn on the discovery channel people.

*hushed voice with British accent*

"Watch as the males attempt to flaunt their brightly-colored plumage to the females in an attempt to find a mate..."

 

Same premise, different species. :o

*chokes on pringles* LMAO! :o

:o :o Yup, definately qualifies as a "nature" episode :o. Hehe, seriously, why doesn't UPN hire people like those behind Star Trek: Hidden Frontier and Star Trek: New Voyages for once? Surely these types of people can make GREAT shows, can't they??

[Red Shirt Volunteer 0]

I don't know how anyone can watch that stuff.   Turn on the discovery channel people.

*hushed voice with British accent*

"Watch as the males attempt to flaunt their brightly-colored plumage to the females in an attempt to find a mate..."

 

Same premise, different species. :o

Bwa ha ha ha.

 

Why did I have a flashback to high school when I read that?

[ussacclaim 0]

I don't understand, this game is going to award the most shallow person?

 

::takes a tricorder reading:: I am detecting a significant decrease in the level of human values on this planet.

[WEAREBORG4102 0]

Truly stupid. We have enough of the dating shows and reality shows already. I can understand about Survivor and the Apprentice where it actually takes some type of intelligence to win. However, this is *poopie*. There is no reason to watch this crud.