You Won't Believe This.

[Jeanway 0]

TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR AT A BAD STAT TREK CONVENTION:

 

10. It's being held at a rest area off the interstate.

 

9. { Sorry this one was so offensive, I chose to delete it.}

 

8. Ben and Jerry's unveils a weird tasting new flavor called " Roddenberry". :blink:

 

7. Dorks with "Moe" haircuts keep wandering in from the Three Stooges Convention down the hall.

 

6. So-Called starship ENTERPRISE looks alot like an RV wrapped in tinfoil.

 

5. Lack of restrooms forces you to go where no man has gone before.

 

4. Instead of the Vulcan sign for "Live Long and Prosper," everybody is giving you the finger. :)

 

3. Keynote speaker is Shatner's hairpiece.

 

2. Someone yells, " Beam me up, Skippy!" :(

 

1.The hookers all look like Klingons. :P B) :blink:

Edited June 27, 2004 by Jeanway

[Sam The Smuggler 1]

:blink:

 

That Was Good :blink:

[Jeanway 0]

I think I titled this thread wrong.

[Q stole my bike 0]

lololol 10 was the best!

 

11. There's someone dressed up like Darth Vader ther

[Guest Mike_Hines01]

That's just made my day.

[HOBSON1701 0]

Reason 3 made me LMAO

[Jeanway 0]

lololol :lol:  10 was the best!

 

11. There's someone dressed up like Darth Vader ther

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:lol: Yea Right

[TrekkieMage 0]

lololol   10 was the best!

 

11. There's someone dressed up like Darth Vader ther

:lol:

[Matt 0]

That was great but I have to know what No. 9 was, if you can't post it then please e-mail it to me.

[Klingonmike 0]

That was great but I have to know what No. 9 was, if you can't post it then please e-mail it to me.

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Me too! I love the others, but I must know what #9 is. It can't be that offensive.( At least to me.)

[Airies 0]

:)

[WEAREBORG4102 0]

:wacko:

[Jeanway 0]

Forget #9, it really was bad. :wacko: