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Our Never Ending Sentence

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I copied and pasted all of the sentence fragments below so you can read the Never Ending Sentence from the starting point to where we are now.

 

I consider myself a Trekker and the first time I used a Holodeck I

got stuck in there, which I suppose is to be expected, because...

the program I was running was a simulation of

got stuck in a feed-back loop and the program wouldn't end...

so I was sitting in the middle of some desert for hours when...

suddenly this talking dog appeared and said...

"I'm James T. Kirk of the Starship Enterprise" thus giving proof that

dogs will eventually enslave the human race...

those darn human-race enslaving dogs (who were very cute, by the way...deceptively so), and...

that they were attempting to take over the ship, but alas, I was still ....

sunburned from those hours in the desert...

and knowing that I needed to find water soon, but...

not knowing where to find it...

but then suddenly this road appeared in front of me and.....

the dog pointed towards a

picture of Porthos and said...

Cute, aint he? I once taught him..

to inherit the spirit of famous captains

and I was completely confused...

but it was all sorted out in our weekly game of water polo

but then after we got out of the pool...

, and I had gotten that water I had so deparately craved,

we dried off and went to visit with

An old, definitely non-insane admiral from starfleet who...

leads us to victory against the dogs

started talking about holodecks...

but then turned out to be insane...

and he was hunting them for food...

when he found a Burger King and thought...

mmmmm, burger....

are really good with coke and....

ketchup made from Gag'h

sticking to his motto that "if it doesn't taste good, or even if it does, put ketchup on it,...

but the thought of Ketchup on Dog brought him into a comatose state where he began his adventure to...

build a sand castle but a noise above him caused him to look up and see...

Risa, the home of

his 12th exwife Genene who promptly...

threw up all over his

head then began pounding him with a frying pan until he

lost his lunch on her...

which is actually the start of a mating ritual so they

started singing the theme from the Greatest American Hero while they

rubbed noses and

began planning the overthrow of

the Klingon Empire with the help of the Duras Sisters who were

thought to be hiding in an underground compound with

the Grand Nagus whose devotion to Acquisition Rule #35 was

Related to his mental illness of which the symptoms are...

excessive oo-moxing and an unusual attraction to elephants which causes

it's victums to crave water through their noses while they

hang from the cieling and,

wish they were back in the desert...

because it's only there that they can

dig large holes which....

act as shelter from the hated and feared

Human enslaving dogs.....

and their leader Porthos who has the ability to

shoot rays from

his eye's which caused

the current program to begin to fail, so naturally I had to...

think quickly and draw on all my abilities so I could...

stop those dogs and escape...

The only problem was that I forgot to bring my...

phaze pistol and Trip was right behind me so I

had to move as fast as possible to prevent him from

using excessive sarcasm to...

get me to do his bidding at

sucombing to those darn dogs...

but alas I was too slow and he...

managed to whip out a squeaky toy...

which started squeaking that it was jean-luc picard

in an english accent...

and all of the sudden Reed started saying "stinky" and asking where T'Pol was, so I told him...

that this proved that brittish squeaky toys and human enslaving dogs were now working together to...

help T'Pol insult Archer, so now we have to...

scare away the creepy spiders

...which were staring to get real annoying...

because they have really unclear german accents, and tell us they are...

the Borg and resistance is futile, the only problem with that is...

they keep complaining that they can't find locutus

who really was Spock in another timeline...

and one way you could tell it was Spock was...

Because the brittish sqeaky toys, the human and enslaving dogs, and the creepy german spiders, all went back to 2063 in another universe to...

try to assimilate the cat people who hate those squeeky toys,,,

the leader of the cat people was a dangerous cat named Spot

who made headless mice dance in the bar...

because the more headless mice, the more squeaky toys that could be...

made for the dog people who also tried to enslave Klingons, wasn't that a laugh...

but when that didn't work, they went on to try the romulans...

the Cardassians and the Andorians before finally settling on the Ferengi to

make as much money as they could so they could blow it all on the craps table in The Royale....

but the joke was on the enslaving dogs as the Ferengi Acquisition Rule #243 stated

That no dog shall ever understand how to play craps unless...

it first learns how to play Tongo and

So the dogs were stuck with a bunch profitless cats who were turning on them and demanding...

tap dance lessons from the Dancing Doctor and

holographic partners for the headless mice who were really bad dancers because

since they were headless they kept falling down and

stepping on each other's paws which was actually rather

hilarious, but that is getting of the topic of...

the real problem of the enslaving dogs being shot in the behind by a phaze pistol by

Samuel Clemens, who was accidentally transported to the future only to discover

that somehow his gun was magically changed into a phase pistol and...

now he had accidently shot Trip in the keester and Trip was none to

pleased so he in turn took his

scanner and discovered that

the woman that got him pregnant was actually

Odo and he had tricked Trip more than once by

Turning into chairs that he sat on and then

pulling himself out from under him just so he could see Trip...

enter a bar where a preist and 2 rabbi's were sitting...

and invited the dog in for a tall glass of...........

Romulan Ale, the only problem with that is

it's illegal, so Trip decided to sneak it in using a......

mini Klingon cloaking device and a...

Rokeg blood pie in case the cloaking device didn't work he could always throw the

Pie at one of the rabbis and hope the distraction was enough to allow him to...

run like a bat out of hell to avoid...

getting caught by the headless mice and....

Anyone else who decided to join the fun, but before he could do a thing..

the building exploded and he found himself in the basement of a synagogue where...

Rabbies were praying and suddenly a bowling ball is hurled...

at my head and knocked me out and when I woke up...

I discovered the whole thing was a dream and Data was alive and in my shower where he was

calling for me to bring him the soap, so i grab it and a clean towel but on my way the...

telephone rang, but when I picked it up it was......

Q telling me that I needed to take...................

a shower because that would protect me from the...

those darned headless mice eating cat people who were assimilated by the dog faced humans.....

who were still waiting for me on a road in the middle of the desert....

and since I had showered I once again needed suntan lotion.....

or I would end up looking like a reject from the Son'a military and that

would not be good so,

I just took the bottle and got to work, when I was finished I noticed some..

headless mice running tourd me and...

using their telepathy to tell me that UV rays are actually good for my health but....

then sun-tan lotion sales would plummet, and Coppertone would...

get really mad that it is out of a job and...

they would employ the human enslaving dogs to....

sue the headles mice....

and force them to...

use enslaved humans for product testing which...

got the Federation to contact the klingons for...

the exchange of Batleths to prosecute the headless mice(because they still weren't dead) so they...

tap danced with Dr. Crusher in a big song and dance number to the tune of....

The Mickey Mouse Club theme followed by a salute to Itchy and Scratchy which left the headless mice

in a state of total shock, because they always thought taht Mickey mouse and Itchy were.....

were only know in the Land of Headless Mice so having realized a common interest with the humans they

twitched their little pink noses to the south north...

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Falcon Redwing    0

Falcon Redwing
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I am sort of surprised that the topic hasn't shifted as much as it did. after a few pages, we have stuck with the topic of man enslaving dogs and headless mice.

 

VBG you should make a toll to show how much commitment each of us has made to the sentence.

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Yillara Skye    1

Yillara Skye
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Sorry, the headless mice were my fault....heehee...I couldn't resist writiing that and well..obviously people liked it too.....

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dsbs    0

dsbs
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It's a Neverending Sentence so we're not finished yet. This is just what we have so far lol

Oh I know (It'd be a pretty weird place to end it", but so far!

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