Top Ten Reasons To Be Concerned About Voyager

[ARMS 0]

#10 - The crew are big fans of the HMS Bounty.

 

#9 - Prime Directive? We don't need no stinking Prime Directive!

 

#8 - It will be revealed that the new captain is one of Mudd's Women.

 

#7 - The original script named the captain Ginger, and the first mate Gilligan.

 

#6 - Delta Quadrant, there goes the neighborhood.

 

#5 - It's just another claim on the Starfleet Shipyards.

 

#4 - The new first officer (Native American and former terrorist) just found out the captain is a descendant of Custer.

 

#3 - The holographic doctor is a leftover from the Clinton healthcare plan.

 

#2 - They might get home. Remember what happened the last time a craft named Voyager came home (it spawned a terrible movie).

 

And the #1 reason to be concerned about the USS Voyager -

 

The defense systems are controlled by a Pentium processor.

[Star Trek Fan 0]

No need to worry, since Harry Kim is on the ship, Voyager is safe!!!

[trekzone 0]

:lol: again, well done ARMS!

[ARMS 0]

I'm startin to get used to this positive feedback

[trekzone 0]

dont ARMS, you wont like us if you give a dodgey one

[TheDoctor 0]

Those are great ARMS!

[ARMS 0]

dont ARMS, you wont like us if you give a dodgey one

I'll avoid that

 

Thanx doc

[WEAREBORG4102 0]

That is soo funny especially the one about the pentium processor...

[ARMS 0]

That is soo funny especially the one about the pentium processor...

The icing on the cake :)

[WEAREBORG4102 0]

Wait, I remember this one...

Wasn't this one on letterman a few years back???