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  1. Posted · Edited by ambassador_klaatu

    I voted for Chekov.In the ambassador's youth (the only time of my people's lives when we have hair of any sort),I had a haircut just like Pavel Chekov!I and three other lads had formed a musical combo and we were quite popular for a time.So,popular in fact,that on the fifth moon of Meep'Zor, the press called our arrival the Fourth Planet Invasion.It seemed that we were destined for even greater things,but our lead singer J'onn L'nonn met a devious groupie with a singing voice like a Targ in labor,and she destroyed our group from within.After that,I returned home and eventually took a position within the Diplomatic Corps.Whilst my two other bandmates went their own seperate ways...I believe Pol has begun a new combo called Zings,and Jorg'e is on a religious retreat in the Ozaba Highlands...I,as you may have deduced was the percussionist.

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    Though I did not myself personally review the intelligence gathered on the Federation starship Enterprise during the Dominion War,I did have access to those reports and know for a fact that the USS Enterprise-E participated in numerous campaigns throughout the course of that conflict.That vessel and her superior officer,Captain Jean-Luc Picard led an entire tactical wing of the Federation Starfleet and were stationed in a combat zone different from that of Deep Space Nine(my area of intelligence).

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    Well,I have only seen a very few security reports on the woman Tora Ziyal,but I believe her eyes were a handsome shade of blue.I could be mistaken.My species own eyes are not so good at seeing color as are the eyes of humans.Such an unfortunate young woman.

    As for the Ferengi Rom,whom I believe is now Grand Nagus...I haven't a clue about his proposal to the Bajoran Leeta.

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    It was my people's unfortunate happenstance to have first encountered the Ferengi two-hundred Earth years agone.Such reprehensible creatures!All they care about is the acquiring of profit and personal wealth!Such greed disgusts me.Many yon ago as a junior member of my world's diplomatic corps I had to travel to the Ferengi homeworld,and it was my duty to memorize every last one of the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition.Oh,those blasted rules!To make matters worse,the Ferengi had nothing appropriate for me to eat and charged me an mindboggling ammount of hard currency to obtain the proper food stuffs I required!And the damp climate of their planet made me ill for weeks...it was a nightmare I shant soon forget.

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    Well,quite obviously I am Ambassador Klaatu.

    However,having personally reviewed much of the intelligence my people gathered on the Deep Space Nine outpost during the Dominion War,I can say that I found many of the various personalities stationed there extraordinarily appealing!I was particularly interested in the shapechanger Odo.My people have never before encountered such a species!I also found Keiko O'Brien to be a very attractive female,for a terran (please,take no offense my terran friends).I believe that Constable Odo and I shared much in common in our philosophy of life and justice.I was delighted to hear that he had returned to his people in full acceptance.Bravo for him.

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    I myself have never had the pleasure of meeting the good doctor.I understand that he is quite a brilliant young man,particularly for a...please,take no offense,..but for a terran.I heard rumors that he had been illegally modified on a genetic level.Well,the pursuit of excellence in all of its forms is appreciated by my people.And Bashir has certainly put his enhanced abilities to the good use of all,rather than simply benefitting from it himself.I should enjoy meeting Dr.Bashir sometime.

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    Morn the Lurian?Well,ahem,while my people find themselves to be amongst the most gracious and accomodating of hosts,I must say that I would rather not be around Lurians.They never cease talking!Everytime I found myself unfortunately in the company of Lurians,I knew that whenever I managed to politely "slip away" I would need to visit a doctor for headache relief!And they never allow anyone to,as you terrans say,"get a word in edgewise."Do they even bother to take a breath when talking?But,I am running along here.I just hope there are no Lurians lurking about here.... :bow:

  9. Posted · Edited by ambassador_klaatu

    Though my people find aggression of any type greatly offensive,we took notice of the "Dominion War" and went to great lengths to gather intelligence on this conflict,as it may well have eventually spilled over into out territory.I myself,watched every recorded intelligence report (episode) of the Dominion War as it related to the outpost "Deep Space Nine".Though it would have mattered little to us,which side eventually won this conflict (if such a terrible thing as war can be said to be "won" by any side involved),with no offense to our new Federation alies,I found myself somewhat comforted by the ending of this terrible and costly war.I do not believe I would have been entirely comfortable as ambassador to the Dominion.