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What is the main goal of sw? like st is to "bodly go where no man has gone before"...?

I said "yellow" instead of "green" but any other colour I could say perfect.

Coca-Cola was originally green.

 

This is incorrect. The original formula for Coca-Cola called for caramel, which gave it a brown color. The only time Coca-Cola has ever appeared green is when it was bottled in green bottles.

 

The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.

 

Also incorrect. Way back in the day, carpenters (and other craftsmen and women) created the rule of thumb by using their own thumbs as instruments of measurement, since from the tip of the thumb to the first knuckle is approximately one inch.

 

Rule of thumb was never attributed to any laws until during the femenist movement.

Do me a favour and tell me where I could find out more of femenism? I have to write an essay on it

If I can't go home for Christmas, I'll just have Chinese food :)

:P Typical

Read my log about me dealing with customers... I think the reason was that they had me watching sporting goods, and when they came back, I was smiling and polishing a shotgun I got out of the case.

 

 

 

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I imagine the correct answer would be Gomer Pyle, USMC..!

WhoTF?

My local stationery store

Lights

:) Don't be offended! I didn't mean too! :P

 

 

 

LOL, only jokin!

 

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*Sighs* Good. :) I was expecting the moderators to kick my *buttocks* again...

*Looks at AE and laughs* I remembered!

Can I ask you all, if your native tongue isn't English/American, do you find it hard to type on an English/American speaking board? I understand German but I never visit German boards...

Never had it, we have Fruit loaf, and we have Turkey.

Though I'm not really fond of meat, I'll eat Turkey or Chicken at Christmas. :)

I know it is hard when dealing with customers, I try to be as polite as possible but sometimes I feel like screaming. :wallbash: Little kids always get under my feet, and start arguing amongst brothers and sisters. :) :) Why do some people, when looking for things, just think logically where they are? Most of the time, they are standing right next to the product...

My hearing doesn't help me and makes matters worse when it's busy and I've got 10 customers questions plus my supervisor picking me up on stupid mistakes. :P

Other than that, I love working with customers and staff. If all is going well to my schedule, I am cheerful. I'll walk past and smile and say "Good Morning, welcome to Somerfield". If it's a customer I recognise, I'll always chat. If there are little children in prams, I'll always try to make them laugh and cheer them up if they are crying. I take them for "rides" around the store. :)

It is hard work, but only you make it hard work. You applied for the job, you do the job. All customers are the same, and remember, we are customers ourselves sometimes!

A very sweaty Somerfield Uniform, :), blue socks, black suede boots, my watch, my rings, a pair of sleeper earrings and a hair bobble. :P

Here's one I gave one of the guys in my reserve unit, who's a bit slow.

 

Gomer. "Hey, Gomer, you get that coffee ready yet?" "Hey, Gomer, shine your shoes."

 

*waits to see if anyone knows where the nickname Gomer comes from.*

homer? homer simpson?

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Oh! How funny!!!!!

I Love them all!!

(printed them out too.)

:) :)

Oh, for Physical stuff, don't ask me! I'm the lazy cat sitting in the corner of the forums...

I wish you luck with it and hope you have fun.

Too many answers... brain pain!

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*You crash into me*

*Hijacks the Enterprise- D and drives it into you*

Member.

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That all you can say ? Ay? Ay? :P :) :devil: :)

^^^ A calender

Washing Machine

Enjoy christmas, you need it!

:) Don't be offended! I didn't mean too! :P

Besides, Amercians are so cool! :)

The Hogwarts Express

VBG

That's what I thought. Hopefully Kevin wont mind, it's just Alterego comes to my mind... :)

W.T.H guys, It's Christmas!

Look out! Here comes Kevin! :P :VBGal: :VBGal2:

Haha, awesome.

what is your favourite? I've printed it out and I'm making it into a poster with all christmas things over it :) .

I'm just not used to US accent's

 

 

They scare me

 

 

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Ay? Y- you are American, right?

Who's Indy?