KIMIMELA
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Robbie Williams: Angles :angel:
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 What is red and green and goes 100 miles an hour?
A frog in a blender
A man lying on a stretcher in the emergency room asks the doctor if he'll be okay. The doctor turns to him and says, "Well, there is good and bad news."
"Tell me the bad news" says the man.
"Well," says the doctor, "the bad news is that we are going to half to cut both your legs off."
"Oh my God," cries the man, "what the hell is the good news?"
"The good news is," replies the doctor, "see that man over there? He wants to buy your shoes."
A blonde working in the coffin industry was thinking of various ways to improve her business. She thought perhaps a good way to do it would be to emulate the success of the fashion store across the street which had done very well with it's new "Buy 1, Get 1 Free" deal. Soon, a man walks in.
"I would like a coffin for my father. But these coffins are very expensive!"
"Well, sir, you'll be happy to know we have a 'Buy 1, Get 1 Free' deal!"
The customer left.
A man goes to Spain and attends a bullfight. Afterwards he goes to a nearby restaurant and orders the specialty of the day. The waiter brings him two very big balls on a huge plate, which the tourist eats with relish. The next day he goes to the same restaurant again, once again orders the specialty of the day, and he is brought two very big balls on a huge plate. It tastes even more scrumptious.
The third day he does the same and the fourth, but on the fifth day he goes to the restaurant and orders the specialty of the day, and they bring him two very small balls on a big plate. The man asks, "What gives?"
And the waiter says, "Senor, the bullfighter doesn't always win!"
One day a blonde went into a department store.
She said to the owner, "Can I buy that T.V.?"
The owner replies, "No, you're a blonde".
Next day the blonde comes into the same shop with black hair and says, "Can I buy that T.V.?"
The shop keeper says "No, you're a blonde."
Next day the blonde comes in with pink hair and says, "Can I buy that T.V.?"
The owner says, "No, you're a blonde."
Then the blonde goes, "How do you know I'm blonde?"
He replies, "Because it's a microwave."
Why did the blonde take a ladder into the bar?
She heard the drinks were on the house.
What a woman says:
“This place is a mess! C'mon,
you and I need to clean up,
Your stuff is lying on the floor
and you'll have no clothes to wear.
if we don't do laundry right now!”
What a man hears:
“blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MON
blah, blah, blah, blah, YOU AND I
blah, blah, blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR
blah, blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES
blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW”
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Hello, everyone, why don't we brighten the place up and have a really good laugh? Why not post some jokes or something funny that happened today? We need a good laugh!
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Wiping bubbles of my arm after washing the dishes. I'm going to finish washing them then come back here.
See you soon!
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Artist: Robbie Williams
Albumn: Life Thru A Lens
Track: 1
Title: Lazy Days
Rating: 3/5
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I was just about to post this thread! That is so freaky! I have Robbie Williams: Life through a lens
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Reading the newspaper I just picked up after vacuming the porch.
*Looks out of window*
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*looks around nervously* I done bad today- real bad. I not to be here. Mum gone out with brother. I am getting my e-mails and eating the chocolate sweets that were not allowed.
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Oh you been Alton Towers too? Cool! Oh, and by the way, welcome.
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Trying to find something to do it's so boring! I would much rather go back to college, honestly, because my friends don't call me and I'm so friggin' fed up of talking to their answer phones!
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I have just come in from my ...*counts*...4th day of shopping and I am absolutely shattered!
I dived on the computer just as my brother left to move his bike.... he's not impressed . And I have a cold, so I'm going to chill here a bit then go and watch some of my "Friends" DVDs. -
Not anymore, though, I'm a bit tired actually I've just come in from shopping in the Town
^ likes shopping?
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In England, Staffordshire, there is a theme park called Alton Towers.
This is the Oblivion:
One of the oldest rides in the park, the Oblivion takes you up really high. You go slowly around a bend, then hang over a 90 degree drop as they take your picture. Without timing, the carriage plunges into a ice-cold hole of steam and darkness and out into daylight at the end. 4/5, it should be longer.
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Air:
And there is a cool ride called Air where you actually ride as if you are flying. You sit in normally and then the seats tip forward and you are whizzed around in the air. I love it, in fact I have an Air hat.
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Any UK fans been on these? Please tell me
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Try making another version of mine, if you like. It'll keep you occupied, anyway.
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^ Doesn't know I play lots of computer games too
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My hair loose
My pinkish/purple necklace
My pink diamond watch
My rings
A pink tie-tie top with diamonds in a line
My plain blue jeans
My new sandals my mum has just bought from shopping with me :lol: :P
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There are 178 different Ferengi words for rain.
What does this Klingon word mean in English?
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Wishing Spike would forgive and forget :P
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What? Look, I'm not arguing with you, or trying to be mean. You were the one that was mean to me, believe it or not. You really need to grow up. Let's just say, we forget about the mean thing you said, eh?
^ things Spike should forget
Let's have a really good laugh
in The Cotton Candy Factory
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I'll have to share some of these myself *grabs mobile-phone*