A l t e r E g o 9 Posted February 4, 2004 There was an old lady wandering around the supermarket calling out "Crisco, Crissssssco!" Soon a store clerk approached "Madam, the Crisco is in aisle D". The old lady replied "Oh, I'm not looking for the cooking stuff, I'm calling my husband". "Your husband's name is Crisco?" The old lady answered "Oh, no,no, I only call him that when we're out in public?" "Well, what do you call him when you are at home?" "Lard *buttocks*" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
removed 0 Posted February 6, 2004 Lol. That's good. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
