Twas the Night before Christmas Bundy style

[Goose 0]

Stardate:213938.7

 

'Twas the night before Christmas,

And all through the house,

No food was a-stirrin' --

Not even a mouse.

 

The stockings were hung

Round Dad's neck like a tie.

Along with a note

That said, "Presents or die."

 

The children were plotting

All night in their beds,

While the wife's constant whining

Was splitting his head.

 

But Daddy had money

This year in the bank.

Then they closed up early --

Now Dad's in the tank.

 

When all of a sudden,

Santa appeared!

A sneer on his face --

Booze in his beard.

 

"Santa," I said,

As he laughed merrily,

"You do so much for others:

Do something for me?"

 

"Bundy," he said,

"You only sell shoes.

Your son is a sneak thief,

Your daughter's a flooze!"

 

"Ho, ho!" Santa said,

"Should I mention your wife?

Her hair's like an A-bomb,

Her nails like a knife!"

 

He climbed up the chimney,

The fat piece of dung.

He mooned me two times.

He stuck out his tongue!

 

And I heard him exclaim,

As he broke wind with glee,

"You're married, with children:

You'll never be free!"

 

 

And to Al, a good night...

[TheDoctor 0]

HAHAHAHA!!

 

Funny.

[BakulaBabe 2]

Good one! :lol:

 

What's weird is that I'm watching "Married with children" right now.