Man In Wheelchair Robs 7-Eleven Of Condoms

[Kor37 9]

Man in wheelchair robs Texas 7-Eleven of condoms

 

 

DALLAS -A robber rolled into a Dallas convenience store came armed with a bat and a knife. He left with a lot of condoms and an energy drink.

Dallas police Cpl. Kevin Janse said Friday that a man in a wheelchair entered a Dallas 7-Eleven Wednesday afternoon, rolled straight toward the cash register and beat it with a baseball bat until it opened.

But he didn't grab any cash. Instead, police say he stole 10 boxes of condoms and an energy drink before making his getaway Wednesday afternoon.

Janse says the suspect may have been homeless and was likely intoxicated at the time of the robbery.

 

[TJ Phaserman 2]

this will explain where van roy has been lately lol

[MrPsychic 1]

10 boxes of condoms and an energy drink? Jeez, I feel sorry for the woman he's wheeling home to....

[Eratosthenes 0]

 

 

Given my place of residence, there's a certain degree of likelihood that I will see him out and about. I'll give him my congratulations for his awesome-ness.

[Wishfire 2]

Van Roy is like Quagmire... you can break his legs, and he still won't give up.