kirk"s top ten reasons for violating the prime dir

[mfa_angelfire 0]

#10. the stupid machine that ran the planet didn"t allow ant thouching and kissing.("the apple")

#9. it was the beginning of a new duty cycle and I wanted to get it off to a great start.

#8. the stupid computer that ran the planet didn't know how to throw a decent party."(" the return of the archons")

#7 women on backward planets are really impressed when u matreialize in front of them.

#6 the inhabitants were using a bunch of stupid computers to fight their warlike pantywaists. ("a taste of armagededdon")

#5. the desk huggy commodores at starfleet comand need something to do.

#4.i always wanted to conquer a planet.("a piece of the action")

#3. mccoys blood pressurehad dropped to 170/10.

#2. it makes spock's eyebrow twitch.

#1. inoticed my hair line receding that day.

 

thanks to phil farrand's nitpickers guide for classic trekkers

[Kyalia 0]

Heheheh, that was funny. I love nitpicker's guides.

[Goose 0]

Stardate:213721.6

 

 

#3. mccoys blood pressurehad dropped to 170/10. :blink:

[Riaan 0]

#9. it was the beginning of a new duty cycle and I wanted to get it off to a great start.

 

Sounds good to me. B)