Breast Massage Robot Provides Heath And Cosmetic Benefits

[Kor37 9]

Breast Massage Robot Provides Health and Cosmetic Benefits

Posted Mar 31st 2008 4:11PM by Peter Mychalcewycz

 

 

 

Wei Wang of BUBBY Robot Technologies wants you to help him take care of your breasts. Confused? Don't be. He has created a new massage robot specifically for women's breasts, and he swears you won't be disappointed.

 

The portable Breast Massage Robot fits various size breasts and costs a fraction of a traditional breast massage. The massager consists of a girdle-like circular garment with two mechanical arms that reach around to the breasts in a hugging motion. The arms, which have saucer shaped "hands," plod and knead as instructed by the robot's owner via various speed and pressure settings. The potential benefits of this device are not to be chuckled at, with various sources linking proper breast massage with an assortment of health benefits.

 

The business plan that Mr. Wei has set forth for investors is, however, open game for a hearty, hearty laugh. In the aforementioned plan, Wei professes enthusiastically that the Massage Robot will accomplish all of, but not limited to, the following:

 

1. Girls who are reaching puberty and hope to improve the growth of breast

2. Women who are under pressure and want to relax themselves.

3. Women who want to improve their sex activities.

4. Women who want to have pretty breasts.

 

The list goes on and on and on. It is truly unbelievable how anyone hasn't invested in such a wonder of modern technology. Perhaps a different marketing scheme would benefit a product that actually might have some genuine benefits. For now, the public is left gawking at the absolute absurdity inherent within the plan itself.

 

Personally, after reading the entire proposal, the only thing we can remember is the name of his company, which is BUBBY (pronounced BOOOBIE).

 

I'm sure you can hire Van Roy for a cheaper price........ :lol:

[Itchygomba69 0]

LOL I will sign up for the job, I gave good back rubs b4 my hands would balloon up from my Lupus maybe it will help my hands :lol:

[He Who Shall Not Be Named 2]

Hey, maybe Wang will develop a robot for... well, the wang.

[Itchygomba69 0]

I applied for the job, but I got fired, I kept making motor boat noises