Top 10 Signs Your Starship Captain Is A Drunkard

[Kor37 9]

Top Ten Signs Your Starship Captain is a Drunkard

10.) When Spock mind probes him, Spock gets hammered.

9.) Wakes up next to a Klingon chick at least once a week.

8.) Starts the ship’s self-destruct sequence just to screw with the yeoman who blew him off in the officer’s lounge.

7.) Each time you discover a new planet he tells Spock to scan the surface for cheap scotch and loose females.

6.) The first thing he says when negotiating with Romulans is, “So, what’s the ale situation?”

5.) McCoy tells him, “I’m a doctor, Jim, not a bartender!”

4.) He keeps slipping down to the engineering room to “discuss ancient Scottish traditions” with Scotty.

3.) Giggles every time Spock says they should launch a “deep space probe.”

2.) Whenever a female yeoman brings him a clipboard he tries to open a tab.

1.) Is willing to make beer runs into the neutral zone.

 

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Edited February 11, 2008 by Kor37

[TJ Phaserman 2]

thats something van roy would probably do lol or anyone that i know thats a trekkie and drinks

[MrPsychic 1]

How about, he keeps wondering if the ship is under attack, from stumbling around drunk.

[trekz 7]

My take on this topic:

 

Top 10 signs your TNG Starship Captain is a Drunkard

 

10. Has more bartenders on his ship than any other ship in StarFleet.

9. Wants to attack any transport ships carrying Synthehol.

8. Orders all science and engineering officers to construct a giant still.

7. His Betazoid counselor is constantly saying "I sense you want a six pack right now!"

6. When on duty and giving a command, he usually burps out the words "Make it so!"

5. Is constantly trying to negotiate a treaty with the Romulans just to ensure his access to Romulan Ale.

4. You can always find him during off duty hours ... in 10 forward!

3. Sometimes is so drunk, he slurs his orders so it sounds like "May hit show!"

2. His favorite Enterprise crewmember? Guinan!

1. Keeps trying to transfer all Bridge operation stations to 10 forward.

Edited February 12, 2008 by trekz

[Itchygomba69 0]

haha these are great

[LordOfTheBorg 1]

lol, nice ones.