Important Medical Alert For Everyone Here!

[Kor37 9]

The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically.

 

This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues, or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely.

 

If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises. Take two good friends to the nearest grocery store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

 

 

I believe that I have this virus! Good thing I have plenty of the antidote in my fridge!.....

[BakulaBabe 2]

No wonder I've been feeling sick! Guess I better get some Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract. I wonder which would be better - red or white. Hmm, maybe I should get both, just to be safe.