John Maine Victim Of Identity Theft

[Kor37 9]

The Mets say pitcher John Maine is the victim of an impostor who has been asking women for their outfits. Thursday, a woman named Abby Cohen called the club Touch to get "John Maine" a table at their opening night. When the man arrived, he identified himself as the Mets pitcher and asked several young ladies if he could try on their dresses (even offering a reporter $200 for hers). Despite being "recognized" as Maine by doormen and publicists for Touch, the Mets insist that he has not been in New York since October and was in Virginia on the night of incident.

 

How can people be so stupid? Van Roy doesn't look the least bit like John Maine!....... :huh:

[He Who Shall Not Be Named 2]

Some impurities got into the cloning process.