Man Accused Of Guzzling At Wis. Wal-Mart

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Man Accused of Guzzling at Wis. Wal-Mart

AP

Posted: 2007-10-25 16:48:47

MUKWONAGO, Wis. (AP) - A man told police he couldn't help himself when he took seven bottles of a spiked lemonade drink from the shelf at a Wal-Mart Supercenter and drank them in the liquor aisle.

 

Police Chief Fred Winchowky said the 43-year-old town of Eagle man claimed he was a recovering alcoholic and had been dry for 16 months before he went to the store Oct. 14 with his wife, who was not aware of what he was doing.

 

"He went down that aisle and he said 'I just couldn't control myself,"' Winchowky said. "He stated he was upset he broke his 16-month streak and he didn't know how he was going to tell his wife."

 

The chief said security video caught the man drinking the 12-ounce bottles of Jack Daniels Lynchburg Lemonade over a 15-minute period. He placed the empty bottles back on the shelf.

 

Confronted by a store official, he first denied it but smelled of intoxicants, Winchowky said.

 

The man was cited for retail theft.

 

What a bonehead!

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Man Accused of Guzzling at Wis. Wal-Mart

AP

Posted: 2007-10-25 16:48:47

MUKWONAGO, Wis. (AP) - A man told police he couldn't help himself when he took seven bottles of a spiked lemonade drink from the shelf at a Wal-Mart Supercenter and drank them in the liquor aisle.

 

Police Chief Fred Winchowky said the 43-year-old town of Eagle man claimed he was a recovering alcoholic and had been dry for 16 months before he went to the store Oct. 14 with his wife, who was not aware of what he was doing.

 

"He went down that aisle and he said 'I just couldn't control myself,"' Winchowky said. "He stated he was upset he broke his 16-month streak and he didn't know how he was going to tell his wife."

 

The chief said security video caught the man drinking the 12-ounce bottles of Jack Daniels Lynchburg Lemonade over a 15-minute period. He placed the empty bottles back on the shelf.

 

Confronted by a store official, he first denied it but smelled of intoxicants, Winchowky said.

 

The man was cited for retail theft.

 

What a bonehead!

 

Just think how much more he could have drank if he didn't have to meet his wife at the checkout counter in 20 minutes!

 

That must have been one fun drive home with the wife. <_<