Healer T'Lynne 0 Posted September 19, 2007 I'd like to know how I missed all this delightful nonsense? I am referring to Stone Trek and to the " " song . . . What else have I missed? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Healer T'Lynne 0 Posted September 20, 2007 (edited) Okay, I've been snooping in the Star Trek New Voyages thread. At first I was thinking nobody could do justice to the roles. I find that they are true to the characters yet try not to be like the actors playing the characters. They pull it off real well. After reading about all the seat of the pants, scrounge where we may get what we can, I am really impressed with the quality. I recognize the items and I can forgive not having the exact duplication. I would like to be that 'fly on the wall' and I like the tying up of loose ends. Very nice explanation of Spock's fascination with the song Amazing Grace - I happen to like that hymn myself. Edited September 20, 2007 by Healer T'Lynne Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kor37 9 Posted September 20, 2007 I'm glad you have discovered NEW VOYAGES, T'Lynne. I feel exactly the way you do about it!. :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Healer T'Lynne 0 Posted October 5, 2007 (edited) :) This is not mine - a friend posted it at another forum; kudos to whoever thought this up! If Dr Suess wrote for ST:TNG Picard: Sigma Indri, that's the star, So, Data, please, how far? How far? Data: Our ship can get there very fast But still the trip will last and last We'll have two days 'til we arrive But can the Indrans there survive? Picard: LaForge, please give us factor nine. LaForge: But, sir, the engines are offline! Picard: Offline! But why? I want to go! Please make it so, please make it so! Riker: But sir, if Geordi says we can't, We can't, we mustn't, and we shan't, The danger here is far too great! Picard: But surely we must not be late! Troi: I'm sensing anger and great ire. Computer: Alert! Alert! The ship's on fire! Picard: The ship's on fire? How could this be? Who lit the fire? Riker: Not me. Worf: Not me. Picard: Computer, how long til we die? Computer: Eight minutes left to say goodbye. Data: May I suggest a course to take? We could, I think, quite safely make Extinguishers from tractor beams And stop the fire, or so it seems... Geordi: Hurray! Hurray! You've saved the day! Again I say, Hurray! Hurray! Picard: Mr. Data, thank you much. You've saved our lives, our ship, and such. Troi: We still must save the Indran planet -- Data: Which (by the way) is made of granite... Picard: Enough, you android. Please desist. We understand -- we get your gist. But can we get our ship to go? Please, make it so, PLEASE make it so. Geordi: There's sabotage among the wires And that's what started all the fires! Riker: We have a saboteur? Oh, no! We need to go! We need to go! Troi: We must seek out the traitor spy And lock him up and ask him why? Worf: Ask him why? How sentimental. I say give him problems dental. Troi: Are any Romulan ships around? Have scanners said that they've been found? Or is it Borg or some new threat We haven't even heard of yet? I sense no malice in this crew. Now what are we supposed to do? Crusher: Captain, please, the Indrans need us. They cry out, "Help us, clothe us, feed us!" I can't just sit and let them die! A doctor MUST attempt -- MUST try! Picard: Doctor, please, we'll get there soon. Crusher: They may be dead by Tuesday noon. *COMMERCIAL BREAK, COMMERCIAL BREAK HOW LONG WILL THESE DUMB ADS TAKE?* Worf: The saboteur is in the brig. He's very strong and very big. I had my phaser set on stun -- A zzzip! A zzzap! Another one! He would not budge, he would not fall, He would not stun, no, not at all! He changed into a stranger form All soft and purple, round and warm. Picard: Did you see this, Mr. Worf? Did you see this creature morph? Worf: I did and then I beat him fairly. Hit him on the jaw -- quite squarely. Riker: My commendations, Klingon friend! Our troubles now are at an end! Crusher: Now let's get our ship to fly And orbit yonder Indran sky! Picard: LaForge, please tell me we can go...? Geordi: Yes, sir, we can. Picard: Then make it so! Edited October 5, 2007 by Healer T'Lynne Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
trekz 7 Posted October 5, 2007 Thanks for sharing If Dr. Seuss wrote for ST:TNG If you find more, please do share it. I do love it, I do swear it! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kor37 9 Posted October 5, 2007 That was wonderful, T'Lynne! Kudos to whever wrote it.. :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Healer T'Lynne 0 Posted October 11, 2007 Notice the green line in my sgnature? A friend was using it as a part of her signature at another forum I'm on . . . I just about shorted my keyboard with pop when I first read it . . . I can just see Mr Scott having a fit! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Healer T'Lynne 0 Posted October 12, 2007 (edited) To go off on a strange note . . . you need a bit of background info. Sweet Adelines is the women's organization that specializes in Barbershop Harmony . . . It was started in Tulsa, Oklahoma, my town! I need to rejoin my second mom in Jubilee Chorus #1. I am a Baritone. High Country Chorus in 2006 did this take off of Star Trek here: parts , , and . Edited October 12, 2007 by Healer T'Lynne Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
trekz 7 Posted October 12, 2007 Pretty funny! Thanks for sharing this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Healer T'Lynne 0 Posted November 9, 2007 Okay. I was with my hubby and son at this Chinese buffet when I noticed a lone gentleman reading as he ate. He had a hard-bound graphic novel. I was trying to look past my son to see what he had. It looked like Data was on the cover. After much rubber-necking, i finally just came out and asked him what he was reading. Sure enough, he had a ST:TNG comic novel that takes place during the Dominion War. We got to talking about this, that, and the other. We all went back to noshing. As he left, he plopped a napkin down in front of me. It contained the following joke: What do you get when you genetically combine a Tribble with a Ceti Alpha V Eel? (scroll down) A Klingon killing Q-Tip ! I about died laughing! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kor37 9 Posted November 9, 2007 Thats a great joke! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Healer T'Lynne 0 Posted December 1, 2007 :P They are going to load part 1 of Star Trek: of gods and men 12-22-07 at 5:01pm US EST. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kor37 9 Posted December 1, 2007 Thanks! I can't wait to see it!... :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike 5 Posted December 1, 2007 It does look real good..I'm anxious to see it as well.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
A l t e r E g o 9 Posted December 1, 2007 My initial reaction, based on his being in silhouette was: Futureguy! Is it just me or does that mysterious figure sound like Brent Spiner? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Healer T'Lynne 0 Posted December 2, 2007 Watching some things gives me an idea that it is Garth or the alternate universe . . . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Healer T'Lynne 0 Posted January 6, 2008 I never really watched In Living Color . . . but I did catch bits and pieces everywhere. I did find this: Jim Carrey as Captain Kirk <_< Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Healer T'Lynne 0 Posted February 12, 2008 Been doing some surfin'. Wikipedia has some interesting stuff about Star Trek. . .A 'Wikia wiki' about the Star Trek Expanded Universe . . . I have also found the Klingon Language Institute . . .and a title I hope to see sometime soon "Earthlings: Ugly Bags of Mostly Water" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Healer T'Lynne 0 Posted February 16, 2008 (edited) My initial reaction, based on his being in silhouette was: Futureguy! Is it just me or does that mysterious figure sound like Brent Spiner? Watching some things gives me an idea that it is Garth or the alternate universe . . . If you have watched the first part of "Of Gods and Men" you will see that we were both wrong . . . and it was a surprise to actually see who the bad guy is !! It is . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . <_< sorry . . . no spoilers here . . . Edited February 16, 2008 by Healer T'Lynne Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Healer T'Lynne 0 Posted August 8, 2008 (edited) Been trolling (as in here fishy, fishy, fishy) over the internet and found a site with links to some lunacy (Iggy's) Like "Your starship Captain might be a Redneck if . . ." (Oh Gertrude!) Don't say I didn't warn you . . . but go here and here . . . I get goosebumps just watching it! Edited August 8, 2008 by Healer T'Lynne Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Eratosthenes 0 Posted August 8, 2008 Holy cow! Everything in this thread is great! Nice findings! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Healer T'Lynne 0 Posted October 30, 2008 (edited) More lunacy - this time by Hi-Fidelity, a Barbarshop quartet @ YouTube and Edited October 30, 2008 by Healer T'Lynne Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
