Blow From Crutch Ends Squirrel's Rampage

[Kor37 9]

Blow From Crutch Ends Squirrel's Rampage

AP

BERLIN (June 14) - An unusually aggressive squirrel bit three people in a German town before its last victim finished it off with a crutch, police said.

 

The rodent jumped through a living-room window in Passau, on the Austrian border, on Tuesday and bit its first victim. With the squirrel hanging on by its teeth, the woman ran out into the street, where she managed to shake the animal off.

 

The squirrel then bit a construction worker before running into a nearby garden, where it bit a 72-year-old man who eventually killed it with a crutch, police said.

 

The dead animal was to be tested for rabies.

 

 

 

As they gathered around the yellow tape marking the site of the killing, the squirrel's neighbors were heard to remark....."He was always such a quiet squirrel. I would never have thought he was capable of this! Just lask week, he helped my son Rocky bury some nuts.....you just never know.........."

[Wishfire 2]

Willy WOnka once said, "Don't touch that squirrel's nuts! It'll make him crazy!"

 

Apparently, he wasn't kidding.

[TJ Phaserman 2]

you just gonna have to ask yourself if bullwinkle was anywhere nearby