A Handy Hormone Guide For All Men

[Kor37 9]

We all know that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life into his own hands! This is a handy guide that can get you through those tough days.

 

[bDANGEROUS:[/b] What's For Dinner?

SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?

SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?

ULTRA SAFE Here, have some wine.

 

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?

SAFER: Wow, you sure look good in brown!

SAFEST: Wow! Look at you!

ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine.

 

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?

SAFER: Could we be overreacting?

SAFEST: Here's my paycheck.

ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine.

 

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?

SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.

SAFEST: Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that?

ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine.

 

DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?

SAFER: I hope you didn't over-do it today

SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!

ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some more wine.

[Vulcan_lover 1]

Wow, I now know how Kor's wife has managed to deal with him for the past 20 some years...she was too drunk to realize who she married.

 

 

 

Kiddin' babe, I'm sure she does like you....someone's gotta.

[ARMS 0]

:P