Words Women Use

[Kor37 9]

WORDS WOMEN USE

 

1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

 

2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

 

3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

 

4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

 

5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.).

 

6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

 

7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

 

8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying "Drop dead!"

 

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "what's wrong", for the woman's response refer to # 3.

 

Just trying to provide a valuable service for the guys out there.... :blink:

Edited February 14, 2007 by Kor37

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That's okay for posting the list. I am fine with it. :blink: