Bears Deny Placing Snow,Fog Machines On Dolphin Stadium Sidelines

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Bears Deny Placing Snow, Fog Machines On Dolphin Stadium Sidelines

February 1, 2007

 

MIAMI—The owners, coaching staff, and equipment managers of the Chicago Bears continue to vehemently deny ownership of the 12 commercial-grade snowmaking machines and six fog generators that somehow appeared on the sidelines of Dolphin Stadium late Tuesday. "I have never seen these machines before, nor has the Chicago Bears organization ever needed to use such things in the course of football operations, as our home stadium is usually well-supplied with both snow and fog," barely discernible Bears head coach Lovie Smith said while standing hip-deep in a snowdrift during his Wednesday-night press conference. "The point is they're here now and we'll just have to learn to live with it—football players, journalists, and prissy indoor-team members alike." Coach Smith went on to say that he would file a formal protest with the league to remove the domed roof that mysteriously appeared on the top of Dolphin Stadium Wednesday morning.

 

 

Sheesh!......Win by any means possible............

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I know "The Fish" can't take a little amount of snow, but try to say the Bears had it is low IMO.

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The article posted above is from THE ONION - a satirical humor magazine also online.

 

Two can play at that little game, Kor!

 

 

Peyton Manning Overjoyed His Commercials Will Finally Appear In Super Bowl

February 1, 2007 | | Onion Sports

 

INDIANAPOLIS—Colts quarterback Peyton Manning took a moment during Super Bowl Media Day Tuesday to acknowledge his "deep, abiding joy and pride" that, after many years of attempting to make his presence felt on advertising's biggest stage, his commercials would finally be coming to the Super Bowl. "There's no greater honor for a major player in the endorsement game than to get to the Super Bowl," said Manning, a three-time AdWeek MVP who is attempting to prove once and for all that he can land the big campaign. "My dad was a great pitchman, but he never got here. People said I would never get here. But on Super Bowl Sunday, Sprint, DirecTV, MasterCard, Sony and I plan to prove them all wrong. I guarantee it." Manning will also be playing quarterback for the Colts during the game, although he is not expected to be televised nearly as much in that capacity.

 

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I just wanted to see if anyone would fall for it!!

 

I was gonna post the one you did but I chose this one instead.