Kor37 9 Posted January 23, 2007 Thunder pants to the rescue Farty pants ... eliminate bad odours A US underwear company have invented special pants to save the embarrassment of flatulence sufferers. The pants have a built in filter and airtight fit to ensure the elimination of nasty odours. Makers Under-Tec say the "gas eaters", officially called Under-Ease, are no joke but a "serious product that serves a purpose". They say the pants "relieve the pain without the shame" and "improve social confidence". The pants are designed to be airtight thanks to elastic around the waistline and legs. The "core technology" of the product is a pocket with a replaceable filter inside. The multi-layered filter is made with the two outer layers of wool felt, two layers of non-woven polypropylene and spun glass materials. In the center of the filter is a single layer of activated carbon. Inventors have found the filter cuts bad odours. The pants are machine washable and last several months depending on use. They can be worn anytime and anywhere - although they are not recommended for use in a swimming pool or hot tub. Happy customers on the Under-Tec website include sufferers of Crohns Disease and Inflamatory Bowel Syndrome. In testimonials on the site, Capt_Picard said: "Thank you. You saved my life. I can now go to school without worry" and "they really are working for me, an answer to my prayers because I like to wear them when I go out." For more information or to purchase the pants, which are available in a range of sizes, visit www.under-tec.com Just joking Matthew! Couldn't resist! Butt seriously folks, it doesn't mention anything about it muffling the sound.......... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Capt_Picard 0 Posted January 24, 2007 Keep laugh old man... We all know it was you that was interviewed. But, truth be told, my mother is the one in need of that... If she doesn't get it soon I won't be living!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
He Who Shall Not Be Named 2 Posted January 24, 2007 In testimonials on the site, Capt_Picard said: "Thank you. You saved my life. I can now go to school without worry" and "they really are working for me, an answer to my prayers because I like to wear them when I go out." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kor37 9 Posted January 25, 2007 But, truth be told, my mother is the one in need of that... Last I heard, your mother was in jail. When did she get out? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Capt_Picard 0 Posted January 25, 2007 But, truth be told, my mother is the one in need of that... Last I heard, your mother was in jail. When did she get out? About a year ago... She moved into my place back in Spetember and I am tring to find a nice way to get her to move out right now... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
He Who Shall Not Be Named 2 Posted January 25, 2007 Hey, you think Ken Schram would like this topic? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Odie 0 Posted January 25, 2007 But, truth be told, my mother is the one in need of that... Last I heard, your mother was in jail. When did she get out? About a year ago... She moved into my place back in Spetember and I am tring to find a nice way to get her to move out right now... If all else fails change the locks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
He Who Shall Not Be Named 2 Posted January 30, 2007 Or stop wearing your special underwear. Sorry, just wanted to bump this topic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
trekz 7 Posted January 30, 2007 Bumping this topic. Isn't that kind of ... cheeky? :blink: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
He Who Shall Not Be Named 2 Posted December 27, 2008 Bumping this topic. Isn't that kind of ... cheeky? :) Well, in the spirit of Christmas, I am turning the other cheek. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites