Can anyone translate this into Klingon?

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Okay, so there's this guy on another forum trying to get the following translated into as many languages as possible. (Don't ask me why, I don't know.) Anyway, I told him I might be able to get it translated into Klingon, and he thought that would be "AWESOME." Can ayone here translate it? I could probably get access to that Klingon translation book within a few days, but I'm not sure. Anyway, here's what he said:

 

Translation of "Heavens of Thunder and Cheese"] - [Translation of "Ears"] - [Name of language in language being used (IE, use "Deutsch," not "German)] - [Name of language (English)]

 

Please ensure that "Ears" is in plural form. "Heavens of Thunder and Cheese" should keep the essence of being Heavens interrupted largely by thunder and cheese after translation, and I would love it if you could give me a literal translation back to english for me to collect.

 

Also, please don't contribute unless you have a strong grasp on the language in question. And machine translation is absolutely out of the question.

 

EDIT: If you are using a character set not native to your language or are missing accents on letters, please describe it for me and I will try to get it right myself. I want the written to be as accurate as possible.

 

I'm sure he won't mind a rough translation in this case, as there aren't that many people who speak fluent Klingon, as far as I know. (And I was just in Las Vegas, crud. Those dudes at The Experience know their stuff.)