2 Funny/stupid stories

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Woman is informed by federal agency that she's alive

By The Associated Press

(3/29/05 - SINKING SPRING, PA) — A federal agency has told a Pennsylvania woman something she already knows: she's alive.

 

 

Toni Lausch says when she tried to apply for a car loan, she was rejected because the salesman's computer said she was dead.

 

Then, the IRS wouldn't allow her to file a 2004 income tax return for the same reason. So while money had been withheld from her paychecks, she couldn't file to get a refund.

 

Turns out that because of a typographical error her social security number had been switched with that of a dead person. Lausch says she has received a letter from the Social Security Administration, informing her of her revived status.

 

Cop suspended for cuffing speeding doctor going to deliver baby

By The Associated Press

(3/29/05 - FORT LAUDERDALE, FL) — A police officer who stopped a doctor for speeding on his way to deliver a baby, and then took him to the maternity ward in handcuffs, has agreed to an unpaid suspension for lack of judgment.

 

Dr. Anthony Chidiac was driving his motorcycle 10 miles above the 25 mph speed limit last March when he was stopped by 15-year veteran Officer William Lilliston.

 

According to records released Monday from an internal police investigation, when the doctor explained he was going to a delivery, the officer allegedly asked if he was delivering a pizza and later said, "If you're a doctor, I'm Mickey Mouse or Joe Blow."

 

Lilliston called the hospital to confirm Chidiac's story, and drove him to the hospital as the baby's head was showing. The officer then asked to see the doctor's driver's license before letting Chidiac change into scrubs.

 

Chidiac delivered the baby 15 minutes after the handcuffs were removed.

 

The officer, who said the doctor had been slow in pulling over, later wrote Chidiac a traffic citation.

 

The officer agreed last month to serve a 16-day unpaid suspension under a negotiated settlement, said Jack Lokeinsky, his union's president. The case is scheduled to go before a Citizen Review Board on April 11.

 

Lokeinsky said Lilliston's actions did not warrant a more severe punishment because the doctor should have pulled over immediately and shown his identification.

 

"We strongly feel if he had been dismissed, it would have been overturned on arbitration," Lokeinsky told the South Florida Sun-Sentinel newspaper.

 

Lilliston does not have a listed phone number and could not be reached for comment Tuesday. Chidiac was on vacation and also could not be reached, his office said.