Lovecraftian Limericks and a Joke.

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Q: How many Lovecraftian protagonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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A: Just one — but are you sure he should turn it on?

There was a young plebe Miskatonic,

Whose story was really ironic,

He read an old book,

And took a good look,

Now he's Cthulhu's high colonic.

 

There once was a Mi-Go from Mars

Who took people out past the stars

He'd skillfully drain

Each one of their brain

And he never would leave any scars.

 

I knew a young woman whose dreams

would stalk the night streets of Orleans

leaving trails of ichor

which confounded the vicar

who vanished 'midst blood-curdling screams.

 

Confused was the young Innsmouth feller

About the youth of the average town dweller

He wondered a lot

Where the old folks had got

But now he knows, and he hides in his cellar.

 

There was a young writer from Providence

Who brilliantly coined his own evidence

Like weird-sounding names

(which spawned role-playing games)

And dark tomes about alien revenants.

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BRILLIANT!!!

 

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There's no way I'd turn on that light!

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