“Top 11 Ways Geeks Celebrate Christmas.”

[DrWho42 13]

Ways Geeks Celebrate Christmas.

By BBspot.

11. Mountain Dew-nog.

10. Printing out “One Year of Free Computer Service” certificates to give to the family.

9. Designing elf-killing levels for your favourite FPS.

8. Explaining to children how it would be physically impossible for Santa to deliver all the presents.

7. Wear a mistletoe hat and keep fingers crossed.

6. Devise a computer-controlled system to detect and prevent household members from trying to peek into their presents before Christmas.

5. Put a santa hat on your avatar.

4. Change the blue neon lights in the case to flashing red and green.

3. Decorating the tree with SDRAM and CPUs burned out from your last overclocking experiment.

2. Rewriting Christmas carols in Tolkien's Elvish.

1. Programming the christmas lights to flash out “I hate this holiday of unbridled consumerism” in binary.

[KIMIMELA 1]

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[Yillara Skye 1]

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11. Mountain Dew-nog.

Yeesh, not the two together!! I have drank Mountain Dew and a few minutes later taken a sip of Egg Nog. Not a good idea, believe me!

 

9. Designing elf-killing levels for your favourite FPS.

That sounds like something my brother would do.

 

8. Explaining to children how it would be physically impossible for Santa to deliver all the presents.

Actually, a teacher of mine in high school printed out this whole document on how it was impossible for Santa to deliver the presents. We all were dying of laughter! If I can locate a copy of it online I will post it.

 

7. Wear a mistletoe hat and keep fingers crossed.

A couple of coworkers said they were going to tie mistletoe over my head... Just to be a bunch of wisenheimers.

 

5. Put a santa hat on your avatar.

I did that last year. :blush 2:

 

3. Decorating the tree with SDRAM and CPUs burned out from your last overclocking experiment.

Oh good grief...that sounds like decorations my brother might have if he had a tree of his own.

 

2. Rewriting Christmas carols in Tolkien's Elvish.

Before even telling my family about this thread... I can tell you, my family and I would agree this would be kinda cool!

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Edited December 24, 2004 by Yillara_Soong

[Capt_Picard 0]

I'm geek enough to do it all, but I have no money.

[WEAREBORG4102 0]

 

I actually know someone who did translate Christmas songs into Esperanto....

[DrWho42 13]

I actually know someone who did translate Christmas songs into Esperanto....

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Neat-o! I'm learning Esperanto right now.

[Matt 0]

Funny

[cassidy 0]

LMAO!