Luvin1stdegree 0 Posted September 4, 2004 10 reasons why a dog doesn’t use a computer! 10. T0o0p hqa5rxd 6tt0[o 6ty[p3e 2w9igtjh;pa3wds (It’s hard to type with paws) 9. 'Sit' and 'stay' were hard enough; 'delete' and 'save' are out of the question. 8. Saliva-coated floppy disks refuse to work. 7. Carpal Paw Syndrome. 6. Involuntary tail wagging is dead giveaway he’s browsing www.purina.com or the '50 ways to skin a cat' sites. 5. Fire hydrant icon simply frustrates. 4. Can’t help attacking the screen when he hears, 'you’ve got mail'. 3. Too messy to mark every Web site he visits. 2. Fetch command not available on all platforms. 1. Can’t stick his head out of Windows 98. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angela 1 Posted December 24, 2004 #11 he is just too damn smart!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Odie 0 Posted December 24, 2004 9. 'Sit' and 'stay' were hard enough; 'delete' and 'save' are out of the question. Astro knows 'Sit'. Forget about 'stay'. He must follow everywhere I go in the house. 'Delete' means eat anything that can fit in his month. 'Save' is hid my socks for weeks on end. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spockstellaiter 0 Posted January 27, 2005 Lol, that was awesome! I especially liked number 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Christiantrekfan 0 Posted January 27, 2005 These are so funny! I especially like #6. My dad would love that one too! (He hates cats, lol.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Capt_Picard 0 Posted January 27, 2005 Some of those would also go for my family. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites