Q stole my bike 0 Posted March 23, 2004 Spock: Fascinating, Captain. McCoy: Dammit, I'm a doctor, not an ornithologist! Scotty: Because she couldna take much morrrrrre. Uhura: Shall I open hailing frequencies so you can ask it, sir? Sulu: Don't call me Tiny! Chekov: It must have been on its way to assist in saving my life for the billionth time..did I scream this time? Nurse Chapel: Oh, Spock! Charlie X: Because it didn't want to STAY...STAY...STAY... Harry Mudd: Chicken? I don't remember any chicken. No no no, there's been a terrible misunderstanding. Sarek: Sometimes logic fails me where chickens are concerned. Khan: With my last breath I spit at the chicken... V'Ger: To join with the Creator. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ensign_ro 0 Posted March 23, 2004 lol cool, i have a web site with a whole bunch of answers to that question. ill have to dig it up.. :unsure: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Bolivar 0 Posted March 24, 2004 (edited) lol, those were very funny. I loved the one about Charlie X. The fact that I even get it says that I watch too much Star Trek. I like the Khan one too. Here are mine: Seven: Because resisting the urge was futile Data: To get to the other side, sir? (looks to Picard, failing to understand the joke) The Doctor: I'm a doctor, not a chicken psychologist Chakotay: Spirit guide, you are the wrong animal. I want to speak with Mr. Chicken. Quark: Was there latinum involved? Janeway: Maybe he was on the jouney home? Neelix: I dunno, but a chicken would go good with leola root stew. and my favorite... Q: (looks at his son) Don't provoke the Chicken! Edited March 25, 2004 by Captain Bolivar Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ace 0 Posted March 24, 2004 hehe :huh: Khan's, V'Ger's, and Quark's were good. Don't provoke the Chicken! ^This is sig-worthy right here, folks. :huh: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites