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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Spock: Fascinating, Captain.

 

McCoy: Dammit, I'm a doctor, not an ornithologist!

 

Scotty: Because she couldna take much morrrrrre.

 

Uhura: Shall I open hailing frequencies so you can ask it, sir?

 

Sulu: Don't call me Tiny!

 

Chekov: It must have been on its way to assist in saving my life for the billionth time..did I scream this time?

 

Nurse Chapel: Oh, Spock!

 

Charlie X: Because it didn't want to STAY...STAY...STAY...

 

Harry Mudd: Chicken? I don't remember any chicken. No no no, there's been a terrible misunderstanding.

 

Sarek: Sometimes logic fails me where chickens are concerned.

 

Khan: With my last breath I spit at the chicken...

 

V'Ger: To join with the Creator.

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lol cool, i have a web site with a whole bunch of answers to that question. ill have to dig it up.. :unsure:

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lol, those were very funny. I loved the one about Charlie X. The fact that I even get it says that I watch too much Star Trek. I like the Khan one too.

 

Here are mine:

 

Seven: Because resisting the urge was futile

 

Data: To get to the other side, sir? (looks to Picard, failing to understand the joke)

 

The Doctor: I'm a doctor, not a chicken psychologist

 

Chakotay: Spirit guide, you are the wrong animal. I want to speak with Mr. Chicken.

 

Quark: Was there latinum involved?

 

Janeway: Maybe he was on the jouney home?

 

Neelix: I dunno, but a chicken would go good with leola root stew.

 

and my favorite...

 

Q: (looks at his son) Don't provoke the Chicken!

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hehe :huh: Khan's, V'Ger's, and Quark's were good.

 

Don't provoke the Chicken!

 

^This is sig-worthy right here, folks. :huh:

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