embarrassing moments...eh?......nothing can compete with the time I was in Maths class. Now you must understand, I hate the Teacher, and the teacher hates me. And that day, was an unbelievably hot day! It was during the freak heat wave that hit britain not long ago.
There I was sitting in class. Not on the front row, on the second or third...I cannot remember...
Anyway, there I was. I was writing down a hard sum. it was Algebra! I cannot do algebra! Its the worst...the only thing that is actual worse tan algbra is askin my Maths Teacher for help...
He started to walk round the class.....'Oh no!' I thought to myself. Becaue whenever I can't do anything, he announces it to the class! And suddenly, after all the pressure...hes right behind me....I can tell hes reading my wrong answers.....he tuts and sighs....
Then....with no warning.....something came out from the deep.....
....something so terrible and disgusting, i would of fainted......(But I didn't, thank suzaku!)
........I felt it press against my gut, i tried to hold it in, but I couldn't! And out it came.....
It was silent......but it rose up and up till it reachd my teachers nose........
He sniffed the air......and went "URRG!"
I has Farted.....
But please, again, understand, that I do Mega farts! Totally and truely stinky ones!
Not only was that bad enough, Oh no, but it spread around the whole classroom.
Most embarassing situation....
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embarrassing moments...eh?......nothing can compete with the time I was in Maths class. Now you must understand, I hate the Teacher, and the teacher hates me. And that day, was an unbelievably hot day! It was during the freak heat wave that hit britain not long ago.
There I was sitting in class. Not on the front row, on the second or third...I cannot remember...
Anyway, there I was. I was writing down a hard sum. it was Algebra! I cannot do algebra! Its the worst...the only thing that is actual worse tan algbra is askin my Maths Teacher for help...
He started to walk round the class.....'Oh no!' I thought to myself. Becaue whenever I can't do anything, he announces it to the class! And suddenly, after all the pressure...hes right behind me....I can tell hes reading my wrong answers.....he tuts and sighs....
Then....with no warning.....something came out from the deep.....
....something so terrible and disgusting, i would of fainted......(But I didn't, thank suzaku!)
........I felt it press against my gut, i tried to hold it in, but I couldn't! And out it came.....
It was silent......but it rose up and up till it reachd my teachers nose........
He sniffed the air......and went "URRG!"
I has Farted.....
But please, again, understand, that I do Mega farts! Totally and truely stinky ones!
Not only was that bad enough, Oh no, but it spread around the whole classroom.
And everyone knew I was the culprit....
So thats my embaressing story.......
Its pretty boring.......
I don't care.....
Just imgine that being you.......
The End.....
Or is it?
Rexy...