Luvin1stdegree 0 Posted October 24, 2003 RETIREMENT: "If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. With Enron, you would have $16.50 remaining of the original 1,000.00. With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left. If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Miller LITE (the Beer, not the stock), drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the 10 cent deposit, you would have $214.00! Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. This is my new retirement program. I am calling it my 401Keg program! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Goose 0 Posted October 24, 2003 Stardate:213811.9 Nice retirement plan!!!!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Riaan 0 Posted October 27, 2003 Now that sounds like a retirement plan! :angry: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
A l t e r E g o 9 Posted October 27, 2003 So that's why we never buy stock, I knew it had to have something to do with it being too risky, thats probably because of the THEIVES in suits. :angry: 401KEG plan though, hmmmmm.... B) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dsbs 0 Posted November 9, 2003 So that's why we never buy stock, I knew it had to have something to do with it being too risky, thats probably because of the THEIVES in suits. 401KEG plan though, hmmmmm.... lol. :blink: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
