Riaan 0 Posted September 22, 2003 THE VOYAGER SONG To be sung to the tune of "Gilligan's Island" Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, A tale of a fateful trip That started out at Dee-Ess-Nine Aboard a Starfleet ship The Voyager's Intrepid-Class, Her crew, newly assigned; Her mission: Locate Maquis Gul Evek couldn't find. (Evek couldn't find) Into a deadly nebula Our starship, she did roam. But, hit by the Caretaker's distortion wave, She's carried far from home. (Carried far from home.) The ship appeared in the midst of The uncharted Delta Quad... With Jane-[a]-way, Tom Paris, too; Young Ensign Kim; Cha-ko-tay; The Half-Kling-ahhhnnn; The Holo-Doc, and Tuvok Lost in space for a while... So this is the tale of our cast-a-ways They're in for a long warp drive; They'll have to travel really fast To make it home alive. Chakotay and the Captain too Must do their very best To merge Starfleet and Maquis crews With help from Neelix and Kes No Earth, no base, no allied ships, Federation or Maquis, Like ears on a Ferengi, They're far-apart as can be... So join us every week, Trek Friend; You're sure to pick a nit With plot-line inconsistencies In each "Voyager" script... Got this from Dar's Star Trek Vault http://www.geocities.com/~darsplace/star_t...ault/humor.html Thought everyone might enjoy! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
trekz 7 Posted May 10, 2008 Very nice! Thanks for sharing that! I watched way too many Gilligan Island episodes. To compare the shows more closely, since Janeway IS the Captain, or Skipper, would 7 of 9 be Gilligan, or would it be Neelix? Would the EMH or Tuvok be the Professor, would Kes be Mary Anne, and Mz Dawson be Ginger? And what about the Howells? :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Reincarnated ghost 0 Posted June 9, 2008 HAHA, looks like somebody got bitten by the contagious Gilligan isle bug...Funny song, I like it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jameron4eva 0 Posted May 28, 2009 HHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That is GOOD!!!!!!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voyager recruit 0 Posted May 29, 2009 Nice little tribute. Thanks from a longtime fan. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jameron4eva 0 Posted June 7, 2009 YYAAAGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT IST THE BEST SONG IV'E EVR HEARGGHED YYYAAAGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jameron4eva 0 Posted June 9, 2009 Did ya like my AAHHNNOOLLDD!!!!!!????? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voyager recruit 0 Posted June 9, 2009 Someone has been watching the Ferguson Schwarzzeneger.....he does pretty good, doesn't he? Yes, J..you did fine. But remember-you need a cigar in hand, a pair of dark sunglasses, and a leather biker's jacket... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jameron4eva 0 Posted June 9, 2009 Yeah, yeah, and the '92 Harly, the pump handle shotgun, and a mean pair of red eyes, don't forget the coltan armor. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voyager recruit 0 Posted June 9, 2009 Right. I would assume the real Ahnold has seen the new film? I confess I have not; I am just not the moviegoer I once was years ago..used to see every SF movie as it cam out..but, were the new Terminator on the tube right now, of course I would be there! Wonder what the Governator thinks of it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jameron4eva 0 Posted June 10, 2009 Hey, i tried to do an impresion of the AAHHNNOOLLDD FROM, Austrian Death Machine's "Total Brutal" cd. Now, if i only had my new nuclear power cell.................... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
