Things Trek Characters Would Never Say

[MrPsychic 1]

I was bored at work last night and I started thinking of things Trek characters would never say. Add your own.

 

Picard: "Troi, I don't care what you sense..."

 

Any character: "That's some nice piloting Deanna.."

 

Kirk: "You know, I'm gonna wait till marriage for sex"

 

Worf/Spock/T'Pol: "Yea, I'd love to talk about my species customs and culture"

[oldfan1 0]

Picard: "Where's my comb?" "Beverly let's just get it on and forget what people think"

 

Wesley Crusher: "Captain I have no idea"

 

Worf: "We should try to settle this without violence"

 

Kirk: "I'm a virgin" "Not tonight, I have a headache"

 

McCoy: "Captain forget the brandy let have a cup of coffee" "He's alive Jim"

 

Spock: "To heck with Starfleet regulations, fire photon torpedos" "Logic? forget logic"

 

Scotty: "Captain, I can't fix this, let's call for a tow back to space dock" "I'd rather have vodka"

 

Chekov: "The flush toilet was a British inwention"

Edited September 10, 2008 by oldfan1

[trekz 7]

Any character: "May the Force be with you!" or "I sense a disruption in the Force!"

 

Spock/Tuvok/T'Pol: I have no idea Captain. We should try to contact StarGate Command." Or "For God's sake, if only Dr. Who was here to save us!"

 

Dr. Crusher (announcing shipwide): "I have some off duty time. Would anyone like to sign up for dance lessons from "the Dancing Doctor?"

[Kira Phaserman 0]

Riker: "Spot? Oh Spots a great cat love her"

 

Q: "I don't feel like meddleing in the affairs of anyone today"

 

Worf: (in the gayest voice) "My don't you look so fab-u-lous"

 

Kirk: "You know bones shes to ugly to sleep with"

[youbroughtheryouRiker 2]

Lwaxanna Troi: "I absolutely LOVE your culture, I wish Betazeds were more like you!"

[Enoch 0]

Any Character: I am just going to the toilet

[TheChronicOne 0]

"Deez Nutz!!!!" -Spock

[youbroughtheryouRiker 2]

"Deez Nutz!!!!" -Spock

 

LMAO!!

 

"I'm looking forward to attending the Mozart concert when we get back to Earth."--Trip