Odie 0 Posted August 5, 2008 I am starting to love that site! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ddillard 2 Posted August 5, 2008 "If you Choke a Smurf what color does he turn?" -- Myspace bumper sticker Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaboGirl 7 Posted August 5, 2008 Star Wars: the Redneck Edition "Luke, I am your father... and your uncle... and your second cousin." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yillara Skye 1 Posted August 6, 2008 I have CDO, its like OCD but all the letters are in alphabetical order (as they should be). -a button I found & put on my facebook page If Midol, duct tape or a band-aid cant fix it, then you have a serious problem - another button The captain of your brain ship is drunk - Dr. Perry Cox, Scrubs "Its your hair, your nose, your chinless face/You always need a hug..."Dr. Cox's entire rant in the song "Bumper Buddies" in the musical episode of Scrubs..."My Musical" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RikerChick 5 Posted August 6, 2008 "But I'm a vampire!" doesn't cut it. Use a condom every time." - Melissa Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaboGirl 7 Posted August 6, 2008 "We seem to be made to suffer. It's our lot in life." - C3PO Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RikerChick 5 Posted August 22, 2008 This is old, but I had to find it for Kevin. On Paris Hilton being sent back to jail... "Some witnesses say they saw a rainbow above the courtroom. And others say they saw a giant man in the clouds with a white beard nodding his head approvingly." - The Superficial Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VaBeachGuy 12 Posted August 22, 2008 This is old, but I had to find it for Kevin. On Paris Hilton being sent back to jail... "Some witnesses say they saw a rainbow above the courtroom. And others say they saw a giant man in the clouds with a white beard nodding his head approvingly." - The Superficial :blink: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaboGirl 7 Posted August 22, 2008 "I don't care what people think. people are stupid." Charles Barkley Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gabri 0 Posted August 23, 2008 "What is the point of this? 'I love tater tots'? Who the hell doesn't?" - Clinton regarding a novelty tee on a What Not to Wear rerun Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RikerChick 5 Posted September 12, 2008 "In my country it's good luck to fall in love with an older woman, they come with livestock." - Fez from That 70's Show Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kira Phaserman 0 Posted September 16, 2008 "I knew I was a nut the day the squirrel looked at me funny" -My mom said it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
youbroughtheryouRiker 2 Posted September 17, 2008 "The Middle Ages are responsible for the two most terrible inventions in human history: romantic love and gunpowder."--I forgot who said it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaboGirl 7 Posted September 17, 2008 "If the Gods could build me a ladder to the heavens, I'd climb up the ladder and drop a big elbow on the world." - Cactus Jack Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RikerChick 5 Posted September 24, 2008 "So in other words you had the typical L____ family effect, you scared everyone in sight." My sister to my brother. Probably funny only to family members lol. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RikerChick 5 Posted October 18, 2008 My sister regarding Cialis commercials... Every time I see that commercial, I think, "Bathtubs are heavy. How'd they get them out there? How did they explain it to the people toting those tubs? 'Oh, yeah, my ED is all better now, so my wife and I are reconnecting. In violation of public decency laws. In separate bathtubs. It's gonna be great!'" Give me a bloody break, Cialis. :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RikerChick 5 Posted October 27, 2008 Sim parenting at its finest. "I just gave birth! I'll leave the baby on the bathroom floor with the cow mascot while I go eat an omelette!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
He Who Shall Not Be Named 2 Posted October 28, 2008 My sister regarding Cialis commercials... Every time I see that commercial, I think, "Bathtubs are heavy. How'd they get them out there? How did they explain it to the people toting those tubs? 'Oh, yeah, my ED is all better now, so my wife and I are reconnecting. In violation of public decency laws. In separate bathtubs. It's gonna be great!'" Give me a bloody break, Cialis. :p Not only that but the woman had to drag her makeup counter outside as well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RikerChick 5 Posted October 28, 2008 That said, I'm still naming my kid "Han Solo Batman." It will be a special gift from father to son - before I move to Hong Kong, and his mother tells him I'm a secret agent. Ha ha, can't believe she fell for that. Secret agents don't live with their parents! I mean, they do. Ladies. The Superficial writer, he cracks me up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RikerChick 5 Posted November 19, 2008 "Robert Pattinson walked the red carpet last night for the world premiere of Twilight where he was reportedly deafened by 50 bajillion screaming teens who thought it'd be cool to scratch their necks all up to simulate a vampire bite. Ha ha. That's our future, folks. I'm drowning myself in the tub." - The Superficial writer again Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RikerChick 5 Posted November 24, 2008 I read the sparkling scene of Twilight last night. Oh. My. God. I had heard about it, but it did not prepare me. The words sparkled, diamond, scintillating, incandescent and glittered all in a single paragraph! Somewhere, a thesaurus is having a long chat with its therapist. The ever quotable Yubsie Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RikerChick 5 Posted January 4, 2009 Note to self... *NEVER* put a video on youtube! (without scanned original copies of my credentials, a statement from my thesis advisor, and a letter from my mom) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RikerChick 5 Posted January 14, 2009 Well, it's nice to know that while his team didn't even make the playoffs, Tom Brady still gets to have all kinds of crazy engagement sex with his supermodel fiancee. Actually, that's not really nice to know at all. In fact, it kind of makes me want to punch Tom Brady in the face. With my car. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RikerChick 5 Posted January 31, 2009 "Mr. Cheney's attempts at human emotion by Industrial Light & Magic" - The Daily Show end credits Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RikerChick 5 Posted March 6, 2009 "We would never shoot nuclear weapons at Decepticons" - Jack Jacobs Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
