Yillara Skye 1 Posted August 3, 2003 A FEW THOUGHTS ON CATS 1)Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will pee on your computer." --Bruce Graham 2) "There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast."--Unknown 3) "Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this." --Anonymous 4) "Cats are smarter than dogs. You can‘t get eight cats to pull a sled through the snow." --Jeff Valdez 5) "In a cat‘s eye, all things belong to cats."--English proverb 6) "As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat."--Ellen Perry Berkeley 7) "One cat just leads to another."--Ernest Hemingway 8) "Dogs come when they‘re called; cats take a message and get back to you later."--Mary Bly 9) "Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia."--Joseph Wood Krutch 10) "People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life."--Faith Resnick 11) "There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats."--Anonymous 12)"I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior." --Hippolyte Taine 13) "No heaven will not ever Heaven be; Unless my cats are there to welcome me."--Unknown 14) "There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats."-- Albert Schweitzer 15) "The cat has too much spirit to have no heart."--Ernest Menaul 16) "Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well."--Missy Dizick 17) "I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic." 18) "My husband said it was him or the cat ... I miss him sometimes." 19) "Cats aren‘t clean, they‘re just covered with cat spit." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stewart 0 Posted August 3, 2003 Cat owner, Yillara? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Goose 0 Posted August 3, 2003 Stardate:213586.9 2) "There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast."--Unknown Yeh dont i know it.My cat will come in my room sometimes and smack me in the side of the head with her paw when she wants breakfast.After I wake up she looks and me and meows till i feed her.But i swear instead of saying meow she is saying NOW!!! 3) "Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this." --Anonymous Hmmmmmmmm i think my cat hasnt forgotten it either Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gabri 0 Posted August 3, 2003 Another one: 'You can no more command a cat than you can command the stars.' ~Victor Hugo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Data 0 Posted August 3, 2003 10) "People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life."--Faith Resnick :lol: :lol: :lol: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yillara Skye 1 Posted August 3, 2003 Cat owner, Yillara? Yep Stewart, all my life(23 years) my family has owned cats.My cat is named Crystal and she is 11(12 in either January or February, dont remember her exact birthdate)...well, actually she is the family's cat, she just hangs out in my room a lot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dsbs 0 Posted August 3, 2003 LOL :lol: I loved: 1)Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will pee on your computer." --Bruce Graham Do we have any dog thoughts?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yillara Skye 1 Posted August 3, 2003 Not yet, but if anyone has some...please feel free to share Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
emojams 0 Posted August 4, 2003 make sure you go to a reputable chinese restaraunt people. :blink: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yillara Skye 1 Posted August 4, 2003 make sure you go to a reputable chinese restaraunt people. :lol: :blink: OMG! :o Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lubak10 0 Posted August 4, 2003 Stardate:213586.9 2) "There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast."--Unknown Yeh dont i know it.My cat will come in my room sometimes and smack me in the side of the head with her paw when she wants breakfast.After I wake up she looks and me and meows till i feed her.But i swear instead of saying meow she is saying NOW!!! My cat licks my face till I get up. It's kinda cute but his tounge is so rough that it really hurts! Oh well, he's cute and I love him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dsbs 0 Posted August 5, 2003 make sure you go to a reputable chinese restaraunt people. :lol: OMG! :lol: LOL!! I don't have a cat (mom's allergic) but I love them. Have a dog though :lol: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kyalia 0 Posted August 22, 2003 16) "Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well."--Missy Dizick LOL-- I LOVE CATS!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nemesis59 0 Posted September 6, 2003 I have a cat too. I'm really having a hard time with him, on the very first day, he gets into alot of trouble, ripping off things, waking me up in the morning, and so much more. So I named him Diablo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Riaan 0 Posted September 22, 2003 My boss has 17 cats plus two dogs. The stories I hear... B) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TransporterMalfunction 1 Posted September 22, 2003 I have three cats and a black lab called Bella. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gem 0 Posted April 3, 2004 (edited) I have 2 cats, female and male. The male is the healer, I broke my leg and ankle in 3 places, dislocated it in 3 places. All he wanted to do was to lay on it. If I have a headache he lays right by my head and puts his paw on it until the pain is gone. He also lets me know when the food or water dish is almost empty, even if its the dogs dishes. All the female cares about is food, people type or cat doesn't matter to her as long as she gets some! Cats rule, dogs drool, in my house its really true! Some say the male is my Familar, but the only thing I use my broom for is to clean up all the fur! Edited April 3, 2004 by Gem Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fenriz275 0 Posted April 3, 2004 I love cats, they're very sweet but I'm very allergic to them. I love on my friends cats and then deal with the consequences the rest of the day. Can't help myself they purr and I'm mush. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
v_seven 0 Posted April 3, 2004 I love my cat!!!! DOGS HAVE OWNERS...CATS HAVE STAFF!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Valeris 2 Posted June 21, 2004 I love cats! Mom is allergic though, so I cannot have one. (Actually, I am sort of allergic too, but I do not care at all). Cats rule... literally! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TSonofvulcan 0 Posted June 21, 2004 I agree with Brad Stine (A Comedian) I wouldn't hate cats if they stayed on the road where they belong Share this post Link to post Share on other sites