Dark Reality 0 Posted May 26, 2006 I'd never heard a Star Trek joke before today, then I find a few of them. I left some out which were just plain lousy, but these are at least amusing if not downright funny. Q: Why do people say Captain Kirk has 3 ears? A: He has a left ear, a right ear, and a final frontier. Q: What did Captain Picard say when Data asked him which gaming handheld he preferred? A: N-gage. Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Mr. Spock: Obviously, it was the logical thing to do. Q: What did Sulu do when a crewman complained that there was a small hole in the wall of his sonic shower? A: He promised to look into it. Q: What did the Betazoid say to the Hologram? A: You're projecting. Seven and Chakotay were dating. Chakotay was patiently waiting For signs of romance; Soft words, a slow dance -- What he got was an efficiency rating! Q: Why does Captain Janeway always burn her replicated dinners? A: Because food can only take so much auxillary power from a deflector array. Q: Why did Worf change his hair colour? A: Because it was a good day to dye. Q: Why did Captain Picard shave his head? A: To baldly go where no man has gone before. Share any more you have... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dimitry Badinov 0 Posted April 13, 2008 Q: how many Borg does it take to change a lightbulb? A: lightbulbs are irrelevant, you will be assimilated Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
youbroughtheryouRiker 2 Posted April 13, 2008 (edited) Data, Geordi, and Riker all walk into a bar. Data was the only one who didn't feel any pain. Edited April 13, 2008 by youbroughtheryouRiker Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
