“Top 11 Geek Pick-up/Break-up Lines.”

[DrWho42 13]

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Geek Pick-up Lines.

By BBspot.

11. Tell me of this thing you humans call *dramatic pause* love.

10. If you turn me down now, I will become more drunk than you can possibly imagine.

9. They don't call me Bones because I'm a doctor.

8. Your name is Leslie? Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!

7. What's a nice girl like you doing in a wretched hive of scum and villany like this?

6. You must be Windows 95 because you gots me so unstable.

5. My 'up-time' is better than BSD.

4. I can tell by your emoticons that you're looking for some company.

3. Is that an iPod mini in your pocket or are you just happy to see me.

2. Want to see my Red Hat?

1. If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.

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Geek Pick-up Lines: Part 2.

By BBspot.

11. You had me at “Hello World.”

10. Mind if I run a sniffer to see if your ports are open?

9. You make me want to upgrade my Tivo.

8. By looking at you I can tell you're 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.

7. Jedi Mind Trick: “This is the geek you're looking for.” *waves hand*

6. You can put a Trojan on my Hard Drive anytime.

5. Have you ever Googled yourself?

4. How about we do a little peer-to-peer saliva swapping?

3. With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the Earth.

2. What's a girl like you doing in a place like this when there's a Farscape marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel.

1. I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.

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Geek Break-up Lines.

By BBspot.

11. [A]bort, [R]etry, [F]ail? R

[A]bort, [R]etry, [F]ail? R

[A]bort, [R]etry, [F]ail? F

Relationship failed.

10. Now that Half Life 2 is out, I need to refocus my priorities.

9. You have been unsubscribed from my dating list. Please click this link to confirm.

8. I need a lover who understands that 20 hours a day on the Internet is normal.

7. I don't think we should date any more, but we can still be on each other's buddy lists.

6. I'd like a true beauty so I don't have to spend so much time photoshopping your ugly face out of our photos.

5. It's like in X-Men #135, where Cyclops and Jean Grey (as The Phoenix)...

4. Let's face it. You love Intel, and I'm an AMD man. It's not going to work out.

3. What do you mean your EULA says that once I've removed the shrink wrap I can't return it?

2. After you e-mailed me your full-body shot, I realized I was looking

for someone more feminine.

1. So Long and Thanks for All the Fish.

[Yillara Skye 1]

Oh, good grief!!

 

I think I may have to send these to my brother.. especially after reading the line about them breaking up over the difference between Intel and AMD!!

[cassidy 0]

Ultimate pick-up line: "my two favourite things are commitment and changing myself" - futurama :P

[Valeris 2]

Those are great! :angry:

 

I heard this one from a friend at school: If you were x^3, I would want to be 1/2X^2 because then I would be the area under your curve.

[Capt_Picard 0]

Drew Cerry Show: I see your phaser is set on stunning!

[Madame Butterfly 0]

10. Now that Half Life 2 is out, I need to refocus my priorities.

 

I actually know someone who used this one!!! :angry: