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Idiots of 2004

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Click here to read up on the top idiots of 2004. And believe me it's bad.

 

Please note that all of the people are allowed to vote and reproduce.

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I like how some of bank robbers got foiled in the attempt.
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So I guess no intelligent person has ever done anything stupid, like build nuclear wepons.

 

Ignorance is in the eye of the beholder.

 

The people in the article just shared, and any offspring, are not likely to threaten millions with annihlation in a blink of an eye.

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Well, the people who developed and built lawful nuclear weapons are to be commended IMO.

 

They prevent world wars and it's the reason the Cold War remained "Cold".

 

In an ideal world, we wouldn't need nuclear weapons. Unfortunately, it's not an ideal world.

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Everyone once in a while everyone does something that if they look back it and go do'h. There are some of the crimes I just wonder what they where thinking, or even better, how some of "victims" thought their way out of crime.

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First time I read it it sound like it was my family, but no one in my family could get a job at Boeing.

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A friend gave me some more. :blink:

 

TOP 8 MORONS

 

 

1. WILL THE REAL DUMMY PLEASE STAND UP?

       AT&T fired President John Walter after nine

months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership.  He

received a $26 million severance package.

 

Perhaps it's not Walter who's lacking intelligence.

 

 

       2. WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM OUR FRIENDS:

       Police in Oakland, California spent two hours

attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded

himself inside his home. After firing ten tear gas

canisters, officers discovered that the man was

standing beside them in the police line, shouting,

"Please come out and give yourself up."

 

 

       3. WHAT WAS PLAN B???

       An Illinois man, pretending to have a gun,

kidnapped a motorist and forced him to drive to two

different automated teller machines, wherein the

kidnapper proceeded to withdraw money from his own bank

accounts.

 

 

       4. THE GETAWAY!

       A man walked into a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Stop,

and asked for all the money in the cash drawer.

Apparently, the take was too small, so he tied up the

store clerk and worked the counter himself for three

hours until police showed up and grabbed him.

 

 

       5. DID I SAY THAT???

       Police in Los Angeles had good luck with a

robbery suspect who just couldn't control himself

during a line-up.  When detectives asked each man in

the line-up to repeat the words: "Give me all your

money or I'll shoot," the man shouted, "that's not what

I said!"

 

       6. ARE WE COMMUNICATING??

       A man spoke frantically into the phone, "My wife

is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes

apart!" "Is this her first child?"  the doctor asked.

"No!" the man shouted, "This is her husband!

 

 

       7. NOT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED!!

       In Modesto, California, Steven Richard King was

arrested for trying to hold up a Bank of America branch

without a weapon.  King used a thumb and a finger to

simulate a gun, but unfortunately, he failed to keep

his hand in his pocket.(hellllllooooooo!)

 

 

       8. THE GRAND FINALE (I LOVE THIS ONE!!!)

       Last summer, down on Lake Isabella, located in

the high desert, an hour east of Bakersfield, Cal. some

folks, new to boating, were having a problem. No matter

how hard they tried, they couldn't get their brand

new 22 ft boat going. It was very sluggish in almost

every maneuver, no matter how much power was applied.

After about an hour of trying to make it go, they

putted to a nearby marina, thinking someone there could

tell them what was wrong. A thorough top side check

revealed everything in perfect working condition. The

engine ran fine, the out drive went up and down, and

the propeller was the correct size and pitch. So, one

of the marina guys jumped in the water to check

underneath. He came up choking on water, he was

laughing so hard.

 

NOW REMEMBER... THIS IS TRUE

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Under the boat, still strapped securely in place, was

the trailer.

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The only reason why I laugh, because sometimes I can see myself some of the stuff. Like I said before everyone will do something that woud make say d'oh.

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Yes, please lets make fun of these stupid people, not the stupid people that run things.

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Since the thread is entitled "Idiots of 2004" I think we have the right to say what we think about who might better fit the bill.

 

It is one of my pet peeves to call another human being stupid, and I try to avoid it. I do see the humor in some of these situations, but more in the way Odie says. It reminds me of things I have done.

 

My earlier comment stands with regard to the original link.

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Yes, please lets make fun of these stupid people, not the stupid people that run things.

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I'd like both, but the first one will do here :dude:

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