BakulaBabe 2 Posted November 19, 2006 Now that I'm here, I can't think of anything to post. :blink: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kor37 9 Posted November 20, 2006 I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older, then it dawned on me.......they're cramming for their final exam..... :blink: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hangon 3 Posted November 23, 2006 My brother inlaw is so dumb he thought a "Quaterback" was a refund!!..lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kor37 9 Posted November 23, 2006 Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DutchDebbie 0 Posted November 23, 2006 My brother inlaw is so dumb he thought a "Quaterback" was a refund!!..lol Thats a good one but i am still going to *THWACK* you Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kor37 9 Posted November 24, 2006 Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with???... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hangon 3 Posted November 24, 2006 A man walks into the Dr's with a frog on his head..the Dr says "thats a ugly wart!!" the frog looks up and says "I know it is..i woke up this morning and it was stuck to my butt!!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
3 of 7 0 Posted November 24, 2006 Do you dare listen? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kor37 9 Posted November 24, 2006 If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hangon 3 Posted November 25, 2006 I am eating "Real American Chocolate Chip Cookies"...so why does it say on the back of the box Made in Germany?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kor37 9 Posted November 25, 2006 Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hangon 3 Posted November 25, 2006 Hmmm...every time i post with my PDA it says..sorry error..flood control wait 30 seconds. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kor37 9 Posted November 26, 2006 Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a racecar is not called a racist??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hangon 3 Posted November 26, 2006 My name is Hangimus,Decimus,Meridius,Commander of the Armies of the North,General of the Felix Legions,loyal servant to the true Emperor,MarcusAurelius. Father to a murdered son,Husband to a murdered wife,and i will have my Vengeance in this life or the next. I wish i could get that all in my siggy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
3 of 7 0 Posted November 26, 2006 Watch your back, because you never know then a Borg is sneaking upon you... ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kor37 9 Posted November 26, 2006 Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jadziaezri 0 Posted November 30, 2006 the human brain can not tell the difference between an orgasm and a sneeze. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
He Who Shall Not Be Named 2 Posted November 30, 2006 the human brain can not tell the difference between an orgasm and a sneeze. Ah-Choo! ::tingles:: Ooh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kor37 9 Posted November 30, 2006 Whatever happened to Preparations A through G ???... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
He Who Shall Not Be Named 2 Posted December 5, 2006 My butt itches. (I didn't mean for this to come after the Preparations A-G post, it just worked out that way.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kor37 9 Posted December 5, 2006 If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hangon 3 Posted January 6, 2007 If the Road is long...take a train or a plane..lol...i am losing the plot :ChopperEmo2: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jadziaezri 0 Posted January 7, 2007 my fiance is not coming home for another week, he is outta hospital but not home. He's at his sisters. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kor37 9 Posted February 10, 2007 Can you cry underwater???... :blink: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kor37 9 Posted February 11, 2007 How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?.. :blink: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vulcan_lover 1 Posted February 12, 2007 If you were killed kor...it wouldn't be a assassination or a murder...It would be a national holiday. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kor37 9 Posted February 12, 2007 If you were killed kor...it wouldn't be a assassination or a murder...It would be a national holiday. Its SO nice to be loved............ :blink: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kor37 9 Posted February 12, 2007 Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity???... :blink: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
He Who Shall Not Be Named 2 Posted February 13, 2007 Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity???... :blink: Gosh, I hope not. The dress they burried my girlfriend in was just hideous. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vulcan_lover 1 Posted February 13, 2007 Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity???... :blink: Well if that's the case....I want to be buried naked! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
