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Top Ten Signs That Star Fleet is Communist

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10. The guys in charge wear Red.

 

9. The endearing way the crew says "Comrade Jean Luc Picard."

 

8. The computer always knows the whereabouts of each crew member.

 

7. Heck, Worf's Russian!

 

6. Those five-year missions sound an awful lot like Lenin's Five Year Plans.

 

5. Whenever a child shows any talent, they ship him off to a special academy.

 

4. Almost all male crew members wear commie pinko beards.

 

3. Star Fleet claims to never interfere with local situations --

yeah, right!

 

2. Who else but commies would want a crew member who could read thoughts?

 

1. Capitalist Ferengi are EVIL!

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:P At least they aren't totalitarians.

:wacko: Those capitalist Ferengi. Yankee traders...

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LOL. That was funny even though I have no idea what a communist is :wacko:

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:P

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LOL. That was funny even though I have no idea what a communist is :)

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:)

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Neither........do..........I............ :blush 2:

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Hmmm, this definition might help out...

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com·mu·nism

n.

 

1. A theoretical economic system characterised by the collective ownership of property and by the organisation of labour for the common advantage of all members.

 

2. Communism

a. A system of government in which the state plans and controls the economy and a single, often authoritarian party holds power, claiming to make progress toward a higher social order in which all goods are equally shared by the people.

b. The Marxist-Leninist version of Communist doctrine that advocates the overthrow of capitalism by the revolution of the proletariat.

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6. Those five-year missions sound an awful lot like Lenin's Five Year Plans.

 

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My favorite! :angry: :look:

 

For you young people who know nothing about communism......fear of communism used to dominate every foreign policy decision this country made. Now we fear terrorism.

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Hmmm, this definition might help out...
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com·mu·nism

n.

 

1. A theoretical economic system characterised by the collective ownership of property and by the organisation of labour for the common advantage of all members.

 

2. Communism

a. A system of government in which the state plans and controls the economy and a single, often authoritarian party holds power, claiming to make progress toward a higher social order in which all goods are equally shared by the people.

b. The Marxist-Leninist version of Communist doctrine that advocates the overthrow of capitalism by the revolution of the proletariat.

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:angry: Spoiler? :look:

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Hmmm, this definition might help out...
Click For Spoiler
com·mu·nism

n.

 

1. A theoretical economic system characterised by the collective ownership of property and by the organisation of labour for the common advantage of all members.

 

2. Communism

a. A system of government in which the state plans and controls the economy and a single, often authoritarian party holds power, claiming to make progress toward a higher social order in which all goods are equally shared by the people.

b. The Marxist-Leninist version of Communist doctrine that advocates the overthrow of capitalism by the revolution of the proletariat.

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:angry: Spoiler? :look:

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I think your wrong... the U.F.P. is more of a socaliest and dom. government then it is communist.

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I think your wrong... the U.F.P. is more of a socaliest and dom. government then it is communist.

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Picard, it's something called a joke. Ever hear of this concept?

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Nice list, Lord of the Borg. But for some - Humor - a difficult concept. :angry:

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"Quiet or I shall have U beaten for your lack of communist faith buy him out boys!!!" JKS i just decided to get into the comical spirit

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