Angel of Darkness 0 Posted February 19, 2005 Tom Paris Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chakotay99 0 Posted February 25, 2005 Thomas E. Paris Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bethlehem 8 Posted February 9, 2011 Sulu Isn't cool how these old posts all of a sudden appear. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
He Who Shall Not Be Named 2 Posted February 9, 2011 My favorite pilot is the female Starbuck. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bethlehem 8 Posted February 11, 2011 Well if we are picking non-Trek than Night at the Museum 2 Amelia Earhart. Amy Adams made those pants sing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LoveMalePecs1 0 Posted March 4, 2011 1.Sulu 2.Tom Paris Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
He Who Shall Not Be Named 2 Posted March 5, 2011 1.Sulu He did have nice pecs, I'll give you that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
prometheus 0 Posted March 12, 2011 Has to be Encounter at Farpoint. Deanna Troi in go-go boots a big jelly-fish shopping mall, and a wee small bridge, like the bridge, only smaller and crapper. Need i say any more. Oh yes, and as with all th early eipodes, Worf lurked around like a Klingon weirdo in the background all the tme, looking furtive... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
He Who Shall Not Be Named 2 Posted March 12, 2011 Deanna Troi in go-go boots a big jelly-fish shopping mall, and a wee small bridge, like the bridge, only smaller and crapper. A bridge with a crapper? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
prometheus 0 Posted March 13, 2011 Deanna Troi in go-go boots a big jelly-fish shopping mall, and a wee small bridge, like the bridge, only smaller and crapper. A bridge with a crapper? Yeah, the battle bridge had a crapper built into each seat, which had a dual function: 1. If you could not control yourself with excitement during a battle (eg. "oh no we're going to die or get assimilated, eek" [poop!]) 2. If you needed a wee-wee but it's your job to fire phasers and torpedoes at the other side so you can't really pop off to the loo for 5 minutes... There was a custom on the battle bridge of saying "torpedoes away!!" if you were using the built in crapper. There was a button you could press on your console which discretely retracted back the underside of your seat whilst simultaneously pulling back your pants allowing you to use the loo, then it would use a sonic blast up yer jacksie to give you a clean sensation, before retracting back and flushing. Your waste then was used as material to replicate more torpedoes to fire at the enemy. The Klingons always just took a dump wherever they wanted on their ships. The Romulans had a miniature black hole inside their underpants which sucked their Romulan poo away to another dimension. To this day, no-one knows where... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
